A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
%
Barbie is a slut.
%
All your base *are* belong to us!
%
1:1.618
%
137
%
Faith is not enough.  I worship Chaos.
%
Whistle while you work
Dubya is a twerp
He's half barmy so's his army
Whistle while you work
%
All I know is that when I was five I saw a TV programme about the
decline of civilization and I knew I wanted to be part of that.
%
Be cool.  Don't panic.  Chaos is good.
Chaos creates infinite possibilities.
%
And you may ask yourself - well... how did I get here? 
%
Hot blonde lesbian action.  What could possibly be wrong
with that?
%
I don't understand why, if you don't eat meat, you make tofu
look like sausages or burgers.
%
Fuck it.  I'm gonna get me some mangoes.
%
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace
the burning keeps me alive.
%
Personally, I disagree with your take on dogs and would add
that there are over six billion humans on the planet and that
most of them aren't worth the bullet it would take to kill them,
unlike the majority of dogs I've met.
%
Detroit is gone.  Lost.  There are people leaving it and they
are even going so far as to dig up their dead relatives from
the cemeteries and take them to different cemeteries far away.
%
Therefore no plan of operations extends with any certainty
beyond the first contact with the main hostile force.
%
Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
%
Out of touch and feeling like society is out of control, the
political class knows that moralising our behaviour is one of
the few ways in which it can exercise some influence.
%
I suspect that most technical achievements in history have
started out as, `Here, hold my beer and watch me try this.'
%
Information is no longer a staff function but an operational one.
It is deadly as well as useful.
%
Decades of trying to make sense of the world will come to an
embarrassing end this week when you realize you've been staring
at the damn thing upside-down.
%
Regret will be yours this week when you're forced to choose
between a slice of cherry pie and everlasting life.
%
You're feeling a little worried about what people are saying
about you behind your back but why bother when no one even
knows you are alive.
%
Be on your guard for overly flirtatious co-workers.  They are
desperate and much easier to shag.
%
Feeling too tired to go out and have some fun?  Stay in and
masturbate.
%
Get your finger away from the trigger and the muzzle away from
you and then it'll be in a happy place.
%
What's the worst that can happen.
%
So... give your loved ones an extra hug, admire the sunshine
and flowers in the lane, maybe have an ice cream cone.
Treasure these times.  You never know when they'll end.
%
She asked me if bullets came in different sizes.  Isn't that
that cutest thing you've ever heard?
%
I bet you are one of those mutant fuckers in the `Hills Have
Eyes' movies.
%
Remember: while resorting to violence is never the answer,
starting off with violence almost always is.
%
One who knows the enemy and knows himself will not be in danger
in a hundred battles.
%
Pink House, you faggot.  Always thinking which faggot to
vote for.  I am voting for Paris Hilton.  Faggoty faggot morons.
%
I'm not seeing the hilarity in it, simply following the same
old path trodden by so many before me.  I must see new things
with new eyes.
%
To the contrary my learned fellow, your words wound me deeply.
I spend hours thinking of how to improve my writing skills just
to ease the hurt from your literary assaults.
%
Our media has diverted all attention concerning Internet
censorship towards what is happening in China when the exact
same control measures are being put in place right here at home.
%
Do I look like I have a plan?  No, I'm a dog chasing a car if
I caught it I'd have no idea what to do with it.  I don't plan
things I just do.
%
If you think sex is wonderful now, you should try it with
a partner.
%
You might get away with criticizing the government for
stupidity or incompetence but if you even hint at intent
or intelligent design on their part you're *one of them*
- a Conspiracy Theorist.
%
Construct a plausible narrative and maintain the moral high
ground.  Then even things you thought impossible can become
real and all sorts of unexpected things can happen.
%
The only reliable feature of other people is that, however low
you set your expectations, they will always disappoint you.
%
Among animals, it's 'eat or be eaten'; among humans, it's
'define or be defined.
%
The `success' of government programmes is usually measured by
the growth of spending on the programme rather than the outcomes.
%
If I were walking down the street and came across a crowd of
people at the end of your driveway, taking a vote on whether to
break into your house and steal your stuff, would you recommend
to me that I should cast a vote?
%
Crime is contagious.  If the government becomes a lawbreaker,
it breeds contempt for the law.  It invites every man to become
a law unto himself.  It invites anarchy.
%
It is discouraging to think how many people are shocked by
honesty and how few by deceit.
%
At any given moment there is a sort of all pervading orthodoxy,
a general tacit agreement not to discuss large and uncomfortable
facts.
%
You have enemies?  Good. That means you've stood up for
something, sometime in your life.
%
The distinction between children and adults, while probably
useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel.
There are only individual egos, crazy for love.
%
The state represents violence in a concentrated and organized
form.  The individual has a soul but as the state is a soul-less
machine, it can never be weaned from violence to which it owes
its very existence.
%
Life is pain.  Those who say differently are selling something.
%
Death by violence, death by cold, death by starvation - they are
the normal endings of the stately creatures of the wilderness.
The sentimentalists who prattle about the peaceful life of
nature do not realize its utter mercilessness.
%
Osama, and the Islamist movement he represents, have calculated
that we are the modern Rome and that we are bored, decadent
and have no faith in ourselves.
%
His marksmanship could have been better, though, for his twin
sister Mary had to finish one of them off with the butcher
knife from the kitchen.
%
Those without swords can still die upon them.
%
Eventually, one man may even be able to wield the destructive
power that only nation-states possess today.
%
The media is the most efficient weapon of tyranny and oppression
ever created.  No need to physically control populations
anymore when you can do it mentally - program it in, internalize
the rules.
%
PSYOPS have evolved to the point, thanks to the all pervasive
mass media, where we can make you believe or at least passively
accept whatever we want you to.
%
Remember: just because they haven't found the bodies yet doesn't
make it a victimless crime.
%
Global government: power corrupts, complete power corrupts
completely.
%
The question of whether science can ever recover its innocence
is moot.  After life as a harlot on the mean streets of political
imperative, a return to the sanctity of the cloister looks out
of the question.  If so, humanity has forever lost a bright
jewel in its culture.
%
Only a fraction of mankind has emerged from the Dark Ages.
Have you?
%
Giant planes throb through the stratosphere but half their
passengers are wearing magic amulets and are protected from
harm by voodoo incantations.
%
Either you live frugally, and have nothing other people want,
or you become part of a gang big enough and nasty enough to
protect you - and you pay your dues to that gang.
%
That's life.  We're just apes, maybe with a little less hair
than most, when all is said and done.
%
Now, Synarchists work behind-the-scenes to ram through their
perfect world.  A fig leaf of democracy covers imperious,
hierarchical plans.
%
I love women.  Just haven't found one that'll put up with me.
%
I love women.  Just haven't found one that doesn't take out a
Restraining Order.
%
I love women.  Just haven't found one with low enough self-esteem.
%
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never
incinerated by bolts of lightning.
%
Global warming... is there *anything* it can't do?
%
What this country needs is a return to the stability consequent
to predictable corruption.  It is not wise so rashly to abandon
the values of our forefathers.
%
When knowledgeable people can't agree on the best course of
action, there's no reason to think ignorance will get you to
a worse place than knowledge.  The only thing you can know for
sure is that the ignorant people wasted less time reading about
things that didn't help.
%
As you know, fairness is a concept that was invented so that
children and idiots could participate in arguments.
%
Many textbooks make little or no attempt to distinguish fact
from theory, failing to cite doubts or alternatives offered
by reputable experts (or even acknowledging that a legitimate
alternative view is possible).
%
Given everything we have seen, show us why shooting the
bastards cannot make the situation any better than it is now.
Perhaps then we will think of more humane ways to deal with them.
%
When you get your shot you take it.
%
You'll fail to find happiness at the bottom of a bottle this
week but by that point you'll be too drunk to really care.
%
You faked all your orgasms?  Too bad, all mine were great.
Maybe you should speak up next time.
%
It boggles the mind to think that until something like Jonestown
or Heaven's Gate happens no one has any interest in critical
thinking.  They don't teach it in schools.  It's not practiced
in our mass media.  It's so bad that anyone who does practice
it is considered weird, troublesome, the enemy of reason.
%
I refuse to mortgage my time here on earth for someone else's
future.  I'm too concerned about the here and now to worry
about what the generations born hundreds of years from now
will breathe.
%
There's no longer some lone guy standing on a street corner
with a sign saying `the end is near.'  There's millions of that
guy now all holding different signs, vying for your panic,
fear or guilt.
%
The heretic is condemned because he has dared to question an
authority that must never be questioned.  Here, `overwhelming
evidence' serves as the equivalent of revealed religious truth
and those who question `scientists of unquestioned reputation'
- that is, the new priestly caste - are guilty of blasphemy.
%
The charge of denial has become a secular form of blasphemy.
%
Scepticism towards the received wisdom on global warming, or
public health issues such as AIDS, is described as `denial'
and today, `denial' has been transformed into a generic evil.
%
The dogmatic demand to `believe' has become a kind of moral
imperative.  Moral entrepreneurs argue that victims have,
`a right to be believed.'
%
Attempts at self-medicating with alcohol will once again
completely fail to treat your rampant alcoholism.
%
If work stress has you feeling burnt out and close to a nervous
breakdown, consider taking up yoga.  That will sort everything
out.
%
An insightful friend will have the solution to a problem that's
been nagging you for quite some time now.  Shame you don't
have one.
%
You've had so many things on your mind lately that it's starting
to take a toll.  Give yourself some much needed masturbation.
%
Sit down before facts like a child, and be prepared to give
up every preconceived notion, follow humbly wherever and to
whatever abysses Nature leads, or you shall learn nothing.
%
`How many new writers does it take to change a lightbulb?'

`Let me tell you about the lightbulb I've been working on...'
%
Love many, trust few.
%
As anyone who has mis-spent his youth can testify, what
constitutes a bladed weapon is limited only by the imagination.
%
Last time we met I let you live.  Don't make me regret that decision.
%
The Soviet Union was the full fruit of Marxist ideology, the
realization of the great Utopian dream.
%
We describe therefore such stellar objects as if they were still
in existence in what the Media calls real time.  In other words
science is asking us to accept as real a total stage-construct
organised by a determined framework of both language and concept.
%
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of
civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.
%
That drunk who became your dad thought your mom was a guy
in drag...
%
`Are you familiar with the term delusions of grandeur?'

`I believe I coined that phrase.'
%
Ignorance is no excuse for a law.
%
Everything the State says is a lie and everything it has it
has stolen.
%
A nation of slaves is always prepared to applaud the clemency
of their master, who, in the abuse of absolute power, does not
proceed to the last extremes of injustice and oppression.
%
We have repeatedly come face to face with the obvious fact that
those in positions of power and authority lie to the masses of
humanity as a rule rather than an exception.
%
We should think of `corporate rule' when we hear the term
`the economy.'
%
If you apologize after someone slaps your cheek, expect them
to slap it again.
%
Remain easy-going today when it seems like Hell has broken loose.
It won't actually break loose until tomorrow.
%
There are truths for us to find.  These truths are self-evident.
You simply to have to open your mind and accept them instead
of believing what you want to believe or are told to believe.
%
Give your meat a rest.  Thursday is new gal day.
%
Just watch people driving.  If adults were routinely disqualified
from operating tools and machinery by reason of stupidity and
negligence society in general simply would not function.
%
Either you submit or you go down fighting and take some of the
bastards with you.
%
Increasingly insane directives from the all-powerful EU
bureaucracy are driving an entire continent into poverty
and chaos.
%
Almost the entire political class has isolated itself not
only from people, but from the laws of physics, economics and
common sense.
%
Now the real reason this is all moot is because nobody in
America gives a fuck.
%
I like that `settle it in the streets.'  Last time I looked,
the good guys still outnumber the common criminals, carjackers,
rapists, armed robbers, gangbangers and drug dealers.  If every
good guy shoots one criminal, in no time we will have no lawyers
or politicians at all.
%
Rule 34: if it exists, there's porn of it.
%
But we must have power, power to order all things as we will,
for that good which only the Wise can see.
%
Sharing?  I don't like the sound of that.
%
I don't like threats unless *I* make them.
%
We are supposed to be in a panic about man-made global warming
and the whole thing takes a ten year break because of the lack
of Sun Spots.  If this weren't so serious, it would be laughable.
%
It is not the same country.  It is now a cross between Sodom
and Gomorrah and the land of Oz.
%
They would rather die insane than to recognize the web of lies
their whole lives have become.
%
The shock of compartment meltdown will be too much for the
plastic reality of many.  But it is underway.  Anal retentive
forces will try to stop this.  Ultimately, they will not succeed.
%
Unfortunately, scientists not whored by grant monies and prestige
are a minority.
%
When we thrust our soldiers into the role of occupiers we
are giving them a choice: commit war crimes or die.  Become a
monster or a corpse.
%
The bobsled is already over the edge of the slope, all we can
do is try and ride out the bumps.
%
For every person with with whom I disagree who is willing to
engage in intelligent debate and present an argument consisting
of more than sound-bytes, there are roughly 5,000 more
mouth-breathing idiots who simply and fundamentally cannot think.
%
I think he may have been allergic to the spaniel in his sandwich.
%
`Stumpy, where's the sun?'

`Over the yard-arm.'

`Then open the gin.'
%
If the wrong President gets elected peace could break out!
%
I'd hate to have re-learn all those ranging spots.
%
The first step is to admit that you have a problem.  That is
all I know, I have never gotten past the first step.
%
I've even cut back on my on line porn for this group. 
%
All Beliefs are Products.  There are no Believers now -
only Customers
%
I'm not calling for civilization to fall and kill billions of
people in ways other than old age, any more than I'm calling
for winter to come and kill a lot of plants.  I'm just noticing
it coming and declaring that it's perfectly natural.
%
The propaganda industry will blame corporate greed, as if this
could have been avoided if corporations weren't greedy and fish
didn't swim.
%
A good economy means you can get a job, and in a really good
economy you can get such a good job that if you work 70 hours a
week for years you can buy a nice house in a nice place where
you never have to deal with those disturbing poor people who
are too lazy to work 70 hours a week.
%
We are not given any options but total submission or death.
That's why all of us who have not been killed are full of
suppressed rage.
%
Not a person but a sort of walking, hiding symptom of their
way of life.
%
Sometimes a spade is actually a sharpened entrenching tool you
can use for CQB.
%
This system is an anti-system, a multilevel negation, built
of blocks of lack of power, lack of responsibility, lack of
awareness.  This raises mind-bending questions: How do you
destroy a void?  And if nobody has any real power, where does
the power go?
%
Often the only way to describe arseholes is to describe them
exactly as they are: arseholes.
%
Old-school political satire has a basic problem today: our
politicians are so ridiculous that ridiculing them further is
about as difficult as kicking a Chihuahua.
%
War is entering a new phase where blurring the line between
civilian and military isn't just an accident or cheating but
crucial to any irregular force facing first-world attackers.
%
I believe zombies and unicorns will battle as the world burns
to the ground and everyone in their path is gored or eaten.
They told me I should perhaps see a doctor about this.  I told
them maybe they should be preparing instead of worrying about
my mental health.
%
I don't care what other people do so long as they *leave me
the fuck alone!*
%
The only thing that Representative Democracy has to recommend
it is that it sets up a system of competition between rival
groups of politicians.  That way rivals are always 'sending'
people against each other and, with any luck, tie each other
up enough for ordinary life to go on.
%
Have you ever considered any real freedoms?  Freedoms from the
opinion of others... even the opinions of yourself?
%
As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned.  I am beyond
their timid lying morality and so I am beyond caring.
%
There are two of you, don't you see?  One that kills... and
one that loves.
%
There's mines over there, there's mines over there, and watch
out those goddamn monkeys bite, I'll tell ya.
%
I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't
make it to heaven.  Well, fuck. I don't care where it goes as
long it ain't here.
%
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor.
That's my dream.  That's my nightmare.  Crawling, slithering,
along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
%
The thing is, hope is for sissies.
%
The best way to defend is to attack.  The best way to attack
is to attack.
%
Remember: anything can be accomplished with enough grit,
determination and cups of coffee.
%
You will drink from the well of wisdom this week, instantly
learning all there is to know about contracting dysentery.
%
Friends having relationship woes could really use your sense
of humour to snap them out of it.  And you could use their
confusion and vulnerability to get sex.  Everyone's a winner!
%
Learning is the only thing for you.  Look what a lot of things
there are to learn.
%
One thing you have to say for mechanized warfare, it saved a
lot of horses from horrible deaths.
%
Jesus Christ was accused of being a murderer in his time.
%
That's why I love the Horn of Africa.  It, and maybe Afghanistan,
are the last parts of the world where humans live proud, like
killer chimps, like we were meant to.
%
When you've got Saudi boys choosing one-way tickets to the WTC
over a lifetime lying by the pool with your imported Swedish
girlfriend in Riyadh, you've got a serious ideology to deal with.
%
The enemy of your enemy is usually also your enemy.  Duh!
%
Short of genocide, there is no military solution to urban
guerrilla warfare.
%
Everything's cool right now but there might be some
problems later.
%
Kill as many as you can and eventually there'll be nothing left
but brave corpses and live cowards.
%
Sure as I know anything, I know this: they will try again.
Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean.
A year from now, ten?  They will swing back to the belief that
they can make people... better.  And I do not hold to that.
%
Do what ever gets you a good night's sleep.
%
The Germans never even made it to Moscow.  And they fell much
harder than the French.  Since 1945 Germany's been nothing but
lame hippies in metal-rim glasses skulking around trying not
to offend anybody.  Pathetic.
%
It was one of the few really glorious exploits you get in war
these days.  Why they haven't made a movie of it, I don't know.
Guess they think we'd rather see tennis pros fall in love or
some shit like that.
%
And all that is beauty, fades.
%
Damn, it sounds so awful it almost makes my life seem OK.
%
The whole point of guerrilla war is to commit human-rights
violations.  There are no battles in this kind of war, just
massacres and ambushes.
%
They just knew that the whole world was supposed to be run like
some stupid high-school Student Body election.
%
The world is goin' Fag Planet faster than the leading man in
your high-school drama class.
%
I just read the new polls.  Americans are losing their war
hard-ons faster than a fag in a whorehouse.
%
Let's be honest here: what `multiethnic' really means is, if
your car breaks down in the wrong neighborhood you get beaten
to death with your own tire iron.
%
Don't knock on my door if you don't know my rottweiler's name.
%
That's why we need a war now and then.  You can drain your dick
at every bondage site on the web but you can't really drain
your head there, it takes something bigger like a decent war
and some of those guncamera shots.
%
The Chechen guerrillas have gone to a new formation, with
three-man teams consisting of two RPG gunners with one AK man
whose only job is to protect the RPGers.  That may be the wave
of the future.
%
Everything they told you is wrong.  Everything you believe is
wrong and worse than that - it's dull, too.
%
After the primal manifestation of the sword, the universe
was created.
%
I don't care about anybody.  Not since my dog died.  Especially
not on weekdays, or when the commute's bad, or when it's as
hot as it's been around here lately.
%
The only girls I get to see naked are old whores pretending
to get whipped on websites like Slave Farm, where they use
lipstick streaks on the ass-cheeks to look like stripes from
a riding crop.
%
Nobody in the world really gets the multi-ethnic deal anyway,
we all just fake it.
%
But then that's me and people are always telling me I'm
'cynical,' whatever that means.  I mean, either you're right
or you're wrong; and if you're right, how is that 'cynical?'
%
Don't tell me terror doesn't work.  Only amateurs think that.
%
Your social studies teacher told you this cross-cultural stuff
is a wonderful thing but what it really means is permanent
gang fights.
%
Britain doesn't do suicide killers?  Think again, check out
the life expectancy of a bomber crew in WW2.
%
The Brits, up to the mid-20th-century, were stone killers,
the most ruthless conquerors of the past thousand years.
%
Weapons are only weapons if you're willing to use them.
%
And it won't even be the fun kind of dictatorship, with snappy
uniforms and battleships, just some sad nerf-fascist state.
%
How many `little compromises' must we make with our own souls
to fit into this oddfellow society?
%
No one can be sure they aren't guilty, since no one can ever
be sure exactly what the crimes are.
%
Why is it so many people can be comforted with the thought of
some bureaucracy standing by?
%
Men marry women hoping they'll never change, while women marry
men hoping to change them.
%
Meat is murder.  Tasty, tasty murder.
%
Meat is murder.  And murder tastes good.
%
The only true method of selecting a superior is with an eating
competition, in my own completely unhumble opinion.  The winner
is the one who eats everyone else.
%
Oh boy, I tell you I haven't felt this good since I came up
with that new place to hide my porn.
%
Just remember it's not my fault.
%
Tragedy is when I cut my finger.  Comedy is when you walk into
an open sewer and die.
%
...reports that a little girl in a gingham dress immediately
looted her shoes are as yet unconfirmed.
%
Use meditation techniques to help refocus on your love goals.
If that doesn't work go back to pornography.
%
At work, try sneaking some nuts into your colleague's salad to
see if she really does have that allergy she's always boasting
about.  I bet she can't even spell anaphylactic.
%
The biophysicist William Bialek of Princeton University
calculates that temporal coding would boost the brain's
information-processing capacity close to the Shannon limit,
the theoretical maximum that information theory allows for a
given physical system.
%
What we do know is that the brain's complexity dwarfs anything
we've managed to fully understand, let alone build.
%
Corporate America has been running the show for a long time now.
%
Modern government schools: planting tomorrow's Soylent Green.
%
You may notice that `Sex and the City' is not actually written
for real women; it's written for gay men, by gay men, and the
characters are in fact gay men in women's bodies.
%
Everybody has a philosophy, a belief system.  Everybody.
Some are just more jumbled, flawed, self-contradictory, and
useless than others.  Balls and chains, instead of wings.
%
If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain
not to do as we wish.  That is why Utopian planners end up as
despots, whether at the national level or at the level of the
local 'redevelopment' agency.
%
Now, somebody explain to me how one of your enemies dying choking
in their own blood is not a good thing that you should feel
happy about.  Well, except the small point you didn't arrange
it yourself, that is.
%
Yes. There does come that time when you are forced to don the
tinfoil hat.
%
When things look bleak pick up your favorite rifle and look at
the future once more through the sights.  It'll make you feel
better, if only a little bit.
%
I'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the King
of Britain
%
I'd hit it like a 308 FMJ smacking an empty propane tank from
300 yards out.
%
I'd hit it like the angry fist of God. 
%
I'd hit it like a jackhammer on a hot summer day in NYC.
%
You will see your penis on MTV.
%
Elephant trunk will be looking shy in front your bolt.
%
You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to
be unplugged.  And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly
dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.
%
Two great mysteries dominate or lives: love and money.
%
They are building underground bases.
%
If you never ask the right question, it doesn't matter what
the answer is.  All the wrong questions and answers are being
broadcast into your brain over the television, via the newspapers
and radio, in the mindless activities of the Internet, and via
the gossip around the water cooler at work.
%
A Predator like Fritzl is a good example of the damage that a
single psychopath can do, alone.  Less obvious is the potential
for destruction represented by the socially adept types; many
of whom currently occupy the halls of power and have well-formed
networks with which to protect themselves from exposure.
%
She looked good... last night...
%
My pen is huge.
%
Keep your shitty music to yourself.
%
I am your girlfriend's pimp.
%
Mail order was meant for discrete pornography.
%
The streets will run red with the blood of the innocent and
the pure this week.  Relax, *you* have absolutely nothing to
worry about.
%
They may make your heart race and your knees tremble but
remember: women are just as scared of you as you are of them.
%
Perfection is absolute.  You must be made perfect.
%
We get newspapers from time to time.  We get the old ones from
a neighbor to line bird cages.
%
Western civ has crossed the stupidity event horizon, from which
not even the most energetic particle of common sense can escape.
%
He took a silk purse and made it into a lovely pig's ear.
%
Yep, we still have a rigged poll running for that.
%
It might be wise for you to lie low a bit this week.
The photofit is not perfect but it's still a good likeness.
Good job she did not get a look at your face.
%
You find yourself getting into arguments with just about
everyone today.  Yes, you do.
%
Don't play safe.  Sometimes you have to ruffle some feathers
to get what you want.  Especially if it's chicken sex.
%
You're feeling great and it shows!  Why is everyone pointing?
Have they never seen a penis on a bus before?
%
Today you're the one who seems to be creating a buzz around
the office.  Have a look in your handbag.  It must have turned
itself on again.
%
`I'm in the bathroom!  Is nothing sacred to you people?'

`Just the right to keep and bear arms.'
%
Of course I know what a restraining order is.  Do you think
I've never had a girlfriend?
%
``The Experts Speak: The Definitive Guide to Authoritative
Misinformation,'' came under attack back in 1990 because, at the
time, it failed to find a single expert who was right although
the authors readily conceded that, in statistical theory, it was
possible that the experts were right as much as half the time.
It just proved exceedingly difficult to find evidence of that
other 50%.
%
New Zealand sent 2000 plastic Chinese made tents back to China
under the aid program to assist in the earthquake hit areas.
%
Being single doesn't have to mean you're all alone feeding
20 cats from your armchair while watching cop show re-runs.
It just does in your case.
%
You know you're properly armed when you cannot use a compass
except held at arm's length.
%
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
%
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of
your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
%
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
%
Those who understand their own limitations can embrace the
world without limitations.
%
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.  It's the
only way to be sure.
%
Alright.  We nuke the site from orbit.
%
Witch hunts don't happen without an educated elite behind them.
In the past, bishops and priests let panics loose.  Today it
is the police, social workers and broadsheet journalists.
%
Looks nice, though I have trouble calling it a `Truck Gun'
for anything over $200.
%
hey man relax.  did you find out your online gf has been cheating
on you again?
%
Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
%
We must kill them.  We must incinerate them.  Pig after pig.
Cow after cow.  Village after village.  Army after army.
%
What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?
%
Never get out of the boat.  Absolutely goddamn right.  Unless you
were goin' all the way.
%
There's nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies.
%
They weren't looking for anything more than a way home.
Trouble is, I'd been back there and I knew that it just didn't
exist anymore.
%
It's amazing what a difference a little hard work and
perseverance can make.  Or, at least, so I'm told.
%
Remember: nobody is perfect.  Whatever you lack in talent and
ability you more than make up for in well-timed excuses.
%
When was the last time you took yourself on a date?  Treat
yourself to a night out or special dinner.  Then give yourself a
good seeing to but don't return any of your phone calls or texts.
%
Linger over coffee, take a leisurely walk around your
neighbourhood and spend the evening contemplating the mysteries
of the universe.  Then go home and masturbate frenziedly.
%
You certainly *can* yell `FIRE' in a crowded theater... if it's
on fire.
%
I love it when a plan comes together and I didn't even have a
plan in the first place.
%
I love it when a plan comes together.
%
Having testicles is like being chained to the village idiot.
Sad but there it is.
%
I guess the moral of the story is: the best things in life are
usually the result of luck, so take any good pussy that comes
your way.
%
After that `customer service' experience I wouldn't subscribe to
their service again if it was the only way to keep a truckload
of puppies from a certain and horrible death.
%
As someone who has had a profound UFO experience I can tell folks
here and now that such 'ain't anything to do with mechanism as
we know it.
%
Its a great day.  Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery,
today is a gift - thats why it's called the present.
%
Coughing up blood is usually a sign of serious illness.  In your
case it simply means you're drinking it too fast.
%
A mob of torch-wielding villagers will soon gather outside
your home, which is odd as you don't remember inviting a mob
of torch-wielding villagers over.
%
Though a number of instructional tools already exist, physicists
will recommend using your fat ass whenever the concept of
inertia is taught in high school classrooms.
%
Just remember, boys and girls, a handgun is something you have
with you when you suddenly discover you should have gotten the
shotgun out of the trunk.
%
A handgun is what you use to fight your way to the rifle you
shouldn't have put down in the first place.
%
I'll bet George Orwell didn't realise he was writing a
`How To' manual.
%
Others less clued up than you are looking to you for the
answers to some tough questions, so choose your words carefully.
How about these: Go.  Fuck.  Yourselves.  Losers.
%
When someone upsets you, instead of burying your real emotions
for the sake of politeness, bury them.  Alive!
%
When in Rome... sack, rape, and pillage.
%
If you cannot opt out of something you have not previously
agreed to, in what manner are you free?
%
Friends!  That actives my hilarity unit.
%
If you're running into an unresolvable contradiction, check
your premises.  One of them will be wrong.
%
Ideas are more dangerous than guns, we don't allow our
adversaries to have guns, why would we allow them to have ideas?
%
Did he say, `Strap in' or `Strap on?'
%
Work is getting you down, and you are feeling pretty low.
Go to a bar, get drunk, and sleep with a stranger.  Now that
feels much better, doesn't it?
%
Today you will find yourself in a situation where another
person's feelings could easily get hurt.  Enjoy!
%
Take some time today to reflect on all that you have achieved
in your life so far.  It won't take long.
%
Your friends are teasing you about your safe and easy dating
choices?  At least when you pick them off a website and hire
them you are guaranteed sex.  Now who's laughing?
%
Environmental campaigners should change their slogan from
'Save the Planet' to something more relevant such as 'Save Your
Sorry Arse.'
%
Questions are a burden.  And answers a prison for oneself.
%
Sweetie, this is one of those times when I know what's right
and everyone else is wrong.
%
If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will
understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real
than people with bodies and heartbeats.
%
This is the police, you are surrounded, give yourself up.
%
And come The Day, when civilization experiences setbacks, and
Life is no longer leisurely, the soft, spoiled, and metrosexual
are going to be better known by their traditional descriptor:
prey.
%
I haven't yet been charged with unauthorized possession of
testicles but I figure that's next.
%
There's no `I' in `blame.'
%
Jayus Christ!  I'm glad you cleared that point up!  Now I gotta'
go stab my mind's eye out with a fork.
%
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
%
Perhaps, back in the thatched huts, the tribal seer is laughing
his head off.  Perhaps he knows, like Shakespeare's Prospero,
that the world of the imagination is the only world that counts.
%
Explanations help us to get some sleep at night.  In the morning
they are gone.
%
The symbol becomes intercalated into the cycle of corporeal
changes.
%
When you walk in the door at your place of business and start
shooting your coworkers, it's safe to assume you've decided your
job isn't working out and that you're ready to move on.
%
All Beliefs are Products.  There are no Believers now - only
Customers.
%
We are not realists.  We are not idealists. We are
intermediatists that nothing is real, but that nothing is
unreal: that all phenomena are approximations one way or the
other between realness and unrealness.  Like purgatory, I think.
%
I know I'm early.  They kicked me out of the strip bar.
%
Every time some clown up the ladder is feeling insecure we get
a barrage of meetings to attend.  I just want to tell them,
`look I'm sorry you're stupid and useless but don't drag me
down with you.'
%
It is plausible to assume that there are further existential
risks we have not yet thought of.
%
I was ignoring you.  I'm a man.
%
I reflected on how swiftly the majority of people would perish
in an Apocalypse, psychologically and physically unprepared to an
extent such that it's amazing they manage even ordinary life...
%
I respect other people's religious beliefs in the same way
I respect a man's notion that his wife is beautiful and his
children are brilliant.
%
There live not three good men, un-hanged, in England and one
is old and grows fat.  God help the while!
%
If you tip up into my house unannounced I will pump your ass
full of the Second Amendment.
%
The best survival tool you have is your mind.  Careful planning
and preparation will help you through almost any situation.
The time to prepare is NOW.
%
All of your disaster preparedness will be a waste if you can't
protect yourself and your family.  Buy a gun.
%
I'm pushing to rename `Earth Day' to `Punch a Hippie Day.'
%
Earth First!  We'll strip mine the other planets later.
%
Who doesn't have the odd moment of wondering whether the Nazis
in fact won the war?
%
Just as environmentalism has replaced Marxism as the central
economic theory of the far left, so too has environmentalism
begun to replace liberal Christianity as the left's motivating
religious force.
%
Whup their ass, Mr President.  Give 'em their 72 virgins.
Now would be a good time.
%
Nothin' wrong with killin', long as the right people are kilt.
%
Yes.  A bullet through the head is always the best cure for love.
%
He started feeling his wine and everything else he could get
his hands on.
%
I'm on your side, lady.  It's my only politics... anti-wife.
Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable
instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote.
%
Ahh, women!  I never met one yet that was half as reliable as
a horse!
%
It's usually at its darkest before it goes completely black.
%
You've annoyed her now.  She's small but she's vicious,
apparently.
%
Amusingly, hippies are amongst the people most reliant on the
crutch of so-called technologically advanced civilisation to
indulge their fancies.
%
It is amusingly ironic that hippies would, by and large, be
amongst the most poorly psychologically equipped people to
survive any kind of societal collapse.
%
I think we should give animal rights activists the same rights
as animals.  There are several billion humans so no bag limits.
Humans breed all year round so no closed season.  Won't need
very elaborate or well-disguised traps to fool a hippy, they're
all too stoned to react to danger.
%
That's it!  Scan, pump up your gun, and holster.
%
I wasn't crying.  There was dirt in my eyes.
%
Frankly, my dislike of tattoos isn't going to keep me from
scoring good poon.
%
I spent Earth Day looking for hippies to beat up.  Hippies smell
bad and scare children.  WON'T YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
%
If all the ice in Antarctica were to melt, it would cause
sea level to rise by 200 feet.  It's also currently the only
plausible theoretical way to make hippies bathe.
%
His wife stopped asking him to do chores around the house
because he was always getting his head stuck in the mop bucket.
%
We're gonna chase 'em, catch 'em, cook 'em and eat 'em.
%
I can't figure out why I just don't care?
%
You're playing your part, I'm playing mine.
%
Nice sluttoo you've got there.  Were you drunk?
%
Either come to terms with your own inadequacy or kill yourself.
%
Can you believe that in the Soviet Union they needed special
papers just to travel in their own country?  Thank heavens that
will never happen here.
%
Let's face it.  This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
%
You have to admire them for being utterly guileless in their
irony.
%
Of course we're happier.  We own guns.  And everyone knows that
happiness is a warm gun.
%
Who's pickin' the banjo here?
%
What the hell does `Deliverance' have to do with this?
%
Anyway women like a good cry, settles their hormones.
%
Talk about genetic deficiencies... isn't that pitiful?
%
In the event of `emergency,' we're all meeting at Otis' house
since he's got all the ammo...
%
There's a man going round, taking names...
%
I once watched Joan Crawford do better, but I have never seen a
performance of such reptilian creepiness from a mere politician.
%
Stock up on piano wire.
%
Who knew shooting zombies could be so educational.
%
Half of the world's human population is infected with Toxoplasma.
Parasites in the body - and the brain.  Remember that.
%
On some instinctual level all humans know it's just a matter
of time until the zombies show up.
%
Normal conscious experience is where neural activity is part
of the activity of a pre-experienced whole subject within a
living body.  To suggest otherwise is to border on absurdity.
%
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
%
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
%
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
%
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
%
But they're protesting communists.  And it's San Francisco.
They're protesting communists in San Francisco.  Really.
%
Because deep down he really wants one but knows he's not able
to handle it.
%
I see dumb people.  They're all around me.  They don't know
they're dumb.
%
Do I need to kill you now?
%
He said very little... and then was quiet.
%
Get your own damn gun and quit waiting around for somebody else
to come save your ass.
%
The situation felt surreal and slightly amusing but I knew that
crazy people could be unpredictably dangerous.
%
I started thinking of excuses to give him about why I needed
to leave.  Martial arts class?  Nope, he already thinks I'm
too militant and he doesn't even know about my gun collection.
Church?  Fat chance of that.  Date?  I wish.  Sick mother?
Worth a shot, I thought.
%
It was obvious to him that the world was out to wrong him.
After getting to know the man, I could not blame the world
one bit.
%
On one otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to
live the American dream.  I was able to throw my incompetent
jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.
%
You know what the difference between me and you really is?
You look out there and see a horde of evil, brain eating zombies.
I look out there and see a target rich environment.
%
Q: You enter a room and see a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer.
You have only 2 bullets in your gun.  What do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer twice and then pistol-whip the bastard
until you're sure he's dead.  Then get yourself a better gun.
%
How come when someone says, `a gated community of Ron Paul
supporters,' the thing that pops into mind is Arkham Asylum?
%
Looking for World Dominance.  Or chocolate.
%
Speaking as someone who would have shot the burglar more times...
%
Besides, I'm pretty sure that TEOTWAWKI would involve an
interruption of broadband intarw3bz connectivity.
%
If the dirt is black, there are no hippies in sight, and nobody
says `y'all,' you're probably in the Midwest
%
Depending on how close you live to Broad Ripple Ave, you can
zombies every Thursday-Saturday night around 2am.
%
I heard pictures rattling but figured it was the cat and dog
being rowdy.
%
While waiting for the elevator it is always good to analyze
whether your level of laziness exceeds your level of impatience.
%
If you have to ask, it wasn't the end of the world.
%
You know as well as I... some men are monsters.
%
`Oh wow, is this your car?'

`No, it belongs to the guy I killed and stuffed in the trunk.'
%
Now my friend.  How brave a boy are you?
%
It was an idea, I dunno, who knows where they fuckin' come from!
Isaac Newton invented gravity cause some asshole hit him with
an apple!
%
When seconds count the police are only minutes away.
%
It's okay to die unsuccessful but never die unsatisfied.
%
Oh, that's right.  You work.  I've always admired you people.
%
When he gets his head stuck in a bucket he can usually get it
unstuck fairly quickly.
%
He was once in the presence of a gun for five whole minutes
without screaming like a little girl.
%
As for coat hanger lobotomies - how could that be wrong.
%
`Mister, you're butting into something that doesn't concern you.
Either you're extra good with that gun, or you're bluffing.'

`All you gotta do is figure out which it is.'
%
`I never did thank you.  If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have
gotten married.'

`As long as you're thankin' me and not blamin' me, you're
welcome.'
%
`Don't you realize that I might be killed in the morning?'

`Anybody can be killed... any day.'

`Anybody is me.  Any day is tomorrow.'
%
What you've gotta do is make up your mind and go do it.
Whatever the situation is.
%
If I have to kill you, I don't much care whether it's tomorrow
or now.  You can save us both time by starting the trouble now.
%
`You look different... bigger.'

`Well, maybe it's the gun.  It would make anyone look bigger.'
%
Don't feel sorry kid.  Don't ever feel sorry.  Like poison to a man.
%
Don't wait around for a fair fight.  Just get him any way
you can.
%
I guess you're stocking up on ammo, not love...
%
It's the darkness where your souls should be that scares me.
%
I'm picturing you naked... and helpless.
%
I'm picturing you naked.
%
I thought about it long and hard.  Then I examined my conscience.
Then I thought `fuck it.'
%
I'm a figment of your imagination.  Welcome to the Matrix.
%
The voices are telling me to stay home today and clean my guns
then read the book of Isaiah and the book of Revelation.
%
There's no question, though, that the AK47 is a good rifle.
You can bury it in the sand for 100 years, dig it out and it'll
fire first time.
%
The Kalashnikov is cleaned just by covering it in diesel.
It comes out looking spotless.
%
Hail to the king, baby. 
%
It's a trick.  Get an axe. 
%
Love, desire, ambition, faith - without them, life's so simple,
believe me.
%
Stop trying to rationalize everything, will ya?  Let's face it,
we have a mystery on our hands!
%
There's no emotion.  None.  Just the pretense of it.  The words,
the gesture, the tone of voice, everything else is the same
but not the feeling.
%
Listen to me!  Please listen!  If you don't, if you won't, if
you fail to understand, then the same incredible terror that's
menacing me *will strike at you!*
%
(The preceding has been a satire.  Not all statements are accurate.)
%
Please help yourselves by surrendering now.
%
Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people
and eating their brains.
%
I don't have time to surf for pR0N.  I'm too busy surfing the
gunboards, preparing for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
%
Some people are castrated through accidents but I don't know
what everyone else's excuse is.
%
The Internet is where information goes to die and become a part
of the Zombie Apocalypse, eating people's brains and leaving
the empty husks rotting at the keyboards.
%
I forget sometimes I'm talking to girls.
%
Love is a verb... and Verbs show action...
%
Actually, we're just here cause we're hoping some hot protestor
chicks will take their tops off.
%
By the time rescue workers reach you this week not only will
you have eaten all of your fellow passengers but moved on to
some of the food they had brought along as well.
%
The stars indicate this is a good week to try new and exciting
experiences.  See what happens when you consume a second,
larger meatball sandwich.
%
A passing stranger will steal your heart this week and, after
a few too many drinks have been consumed, your kidneys as well.
%
I don't understand, they're called `public servants' yet I have
to do what *they* tell me.
%
I pity the fool who doesn't understand that real men box and train.
%
I pity the fool who drinks soy milk.
%
I pity the fool who did your mother!
%
I remember one time I tried to pity this fool.  He told me his
name was Jeff.  He was married.  He pulled out his wallet and
showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany.
Real cute kids.  Don't get too close man.  It's hard to pity
a fool if you get too close.
%
I believe in the Golden Rule:
	The Man with the Gold... rules.
%
Today's Internet still has borders and, increasingly, countries
want to control what passes through them.
%
Security is both a feeling and a reality, and they're different.
%
Fear offers endless business opportunities.
%
Scientists are really smart people and if we give them lots of
money they'll come up with really neat stuff for us.  Like the
Manhattan Project.  Look how well that turned out.
%
Sure, at some level scientists know nanotechnology will
destroy mankind.  They just can't resist seeing how it happens.
Don't believe me?  Check out the Manhattan Project.
%
I don't really want to cry, because I'm British.
%
You're on the Glory Hole girlyboy, so blow me.
%
He's a zombie.  Kill him now.
%
Pornography is a state of mind. EVERYTHING IS PORNOGRAPHY. It's great
to be me.
%
Heretic!  BURN HIM!
%
I know where it's at.  I just don't want to be there when
it's happening.
%
The hell with yah!  I'm gonna kill him while I'm still
temporarily insane.
%
Don't knock foetus throwing.  That umbilical cord really works to your
advantage when it comes to distance.
%
Maybe it's just me but I never carry reloads for self defense
purposes.  Someone told me one time that if you ever have to
cap somebody the prosecutor could say you worked that load up
expressly to kill them.
%
I suggest you sleep with one eye open and the handle of the
machete well within reach. 'Course, you should be doing that
anyway, given the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
%
Thank you.  I hope I can live up to your stereotype.
%
I tried being reasonable... I didn't like it.
%
Frank, your recent unemployment has obviously caused you to
cling to your guns and religion.  Wait a second - you were
clinging to those even when you were employed.  So what's your
excuse you typical white cracker?
%
I fell asleep working on my doomsday weather control machine.
%
Given our leaders are entirely without principle why the heck
should we expect foreign leaders to be any less venal?
%
This is the Disinformation Age.  You've got to have your spam
filters set to `high.'
%
I spend a lot of time thinking about the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
%
I spend a lot of time preparing for The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.
%
Why do you bother with it?  It's obviously crossed sanity's
event horizon and is beyond recovery.
%
It's your friends that are the ones that stab you in the back.
%
`Have I humiliated you in the last half hour?'

`No.'

`Check your email.'
%
`Can't we just be friends?'

`Hmmmm, how do I hang an air freshener on this?  You are a complete
waste of skin, I often dream of killing you.  *sniffs the air*
Mmmmm pine fresh.'
%
My rifle is my primary self-defense weapon.  My pistol is used
to fight my way to my rifle.
%
What works in deer may or may not work in humans.  The same
goes for hogs, varmints, pigs, dogs, zombies (headshots only
please), and aliens (particularly grey skins - go for the big
eyes, not center mass).
%
Without commenting on the wisdom of engaging roving packs of
zombies without adult supervision, the best performing rounds,
in terms of penetration of 6mm laminated front windscreen auto
glass and other automobile structures, are probably the Federal
Tactical 55 and 62 grain bonded JSP (LE223T1 and LE223T3).
%
Open-minded people are hard to find.
%
We keep our heads down, never bothering to look behind the mask,
and in doing so we resign ourselves to fates we can never
see coming.
%
Look at you!  Brainwashed imbeciles!
%
It is dangerous for our children to know your philosophy
even exists.
%
If you have any opinions, suggestions, or comments please do
keep them to yourself.
%
If only we all really had the special sunglasses!
%
I see a hungry mind - I'll feed it on wormwood and gall.
%
All propaganda has to be popular and has to adapt its spiritual
level to the perception of the least intelligent of those
towards whom it intends to direct itself.
%
Shoot him, Lil!
%
`You can't shoot us all!'

`No, but I can shoot you.'
%
Makes me want to go out and burn a few tires just for spite.
%
To the Earth a hundred years is nothing.  A million years is
nothing.  This planet lives and breathes on a much vaster scale.
We can't imagine its slow and powerful rhythms and we haven't
got the humility to try.  We've been residents here for the blink
of an eye.  If we're gone tomorrow the Earth will not miss us.
%
The `gun might be taken away from you' hypothesis is always
amusing.  By that argument we should promote criminal access
to weapons.  Then, when attacked by a criminal, simply `take
his weapon away from him and use it against him.'
%
What a drab and joyless life you must lead.  Eating only the
bread and water and vitamins required for basic nutrition,
dressing only in second-hand clothes to keep from freezing
to death.  Avoiding nonsense and frivolity of all sorts so that
people will recognise your moral superiority.
%
Keep your mouth shut.  You can't make a deal with that lying rat.
%
You're tough baby.  I like that.  But not too tough.  I like that too. 
%
Do not provoke me woman.  I will not tolerate ridicule about
my moustache.
%
The laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm those only who
are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes.  Can it
be supposed that those who have the courage to violate the most
sacred laws of humanity, will respect the less important and
arbitrary ones?
%
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all
out of bubblegum.
%
The last time I had this much fun some furniture got broken.
%
If you are committed to accomplishing your social goals by
using government power then, by definition, your only tool is
the hammer of coercion.
%
The mass belief in the general beneficence of democracy
represents a kind of Stockholm Syndrome writ large.
%
I've seen monkey crap fights at the zoo that were more artistic.
%
Treasonous, lowlife scum the lot of them.  I'll bring the tar.
%
Treasonous, lowlife scum the lot of them.  I'll bring the piano wire.
%
In a truly civil society peopled entirely by enlightened, sober
individuals, the carriage of arms might be deemed gratuitous but
it is nonetheless harmless.  In a society that measures up to
anything less than that the option to carry arms is a necessity.
%
In defense of all us drunken sailors, I have to remind you that
we only spend our own money.
%
It is now virtually impossible for the average citizen to accept
the official version of reality and still lay claim to their
own sanity.
%
Later, as he sat on his balcony eating the dog, Dr Robert Laing
reflected on the unusual events that had taken place within
this huge apartment building during the previous three months.
%
I hope he falls asleep behind the wheel and slams into a
telephone pole.  Then he wakes up and burns to death.
%
Electricity will replace God.  The peasants should pray to it.
%
What have we here?  A human being or a very close approximation.
%
If you're looking for warm embraces and kind flattering words
then get a hooker...
%
Put ya Mr Spock ears on and go back to playin video games...
%
I took too many self-esteem classes in school.
%
If you've got something to say, then say it.  Innuendo is for pussies!
%
Now we are all sons of bitches.
%
With government, the more they get the more they want and the
more inefficient they become.
%
The circular firing squad is loading the retard bullets.
%
Mr Finch, there's just some kind of men you have to shoot before
you say hidy to 'em.  Even then, they ain't worth the bullet
it takes to shoot 'em.
%
We don't need less guns, we need more guns.  We need more guns
and give them to the right fucking people.
%
I've informed the people at work that my attention span
is governed by Male Pattern Attention Deficit Disorder.
Anything over 2 minutes or uninteresting and I'm off.
%
Gunnut1 posted the pics for me as I am computer illiterate.
I can find gun sites and look up porn but that is about the
extent of it.
%
When I have completed these daunting tasks, I will once again
offer my inflated ego, arrogant bastard services to assholes
who are too elitist to accept anything less.
%
It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion;
it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great
man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect
sweetness the independence of solitude.
%
Hey, anything's possible.  And so long as people believe that,
and that anything means everything they want, the cycle repeats
and self-perpetuates.
%
The harder truth may be that this is our destination.  And they're
not coming for us; they're here already and they've always had us.
%
They're here!  They're here!  You're next!
%
They're here already! You're next! You're next!... 
%
As usual, you're confusing your own opinion with fact.
%
`Night John-boy.'

`Dammit, can't a guy masturbate around here!'
%
is it just my imagination, or is the one da lefft a guy?
look at the big hands
%
Remember last month at the video store when I saw you in the
porn section?  I felt like you snubbed me.  You ducking behind
the rack didn't help matters either.
%
It wasn't me that you saw in the porn store.  I have high
speed Internet.
%
We are anonymous and we are legion.
%
Those kids kicking around people's heads like footballs will
be tomorrow's government jack booted thugs.
%
They would have destroyed themselves anyway.  They deserved
what they got.
%
She thinks a cock looks like that?  I guess she's a lesbian
who didn't pay attention in biology class.
%
It really comes down to who can pay for the best lawyers.
%
The good people are hamstrung.  They can only go so far before
their conscience stops them.  There are no such barriers for
the others.
%
The rich get richer and the poor stay poor; dreaming of lottery
tickets and alchemical gold.  It never changes.  It never gets
old and they breed on the highway and die by the roadside.
%
You can't control the population if you can't convince them of
what you want them to believe.  When they stop believing your
power wanes.
%
They are content to live out their lives within the restrictive
limits set them by the political and corporate elite of this
world.
%
It makes sense for psychopaths to act as they do, as such is
their nature.  But what about the rest of us?  How is it `fear
got the best of us' and why is it a paralyzing fear descends
on us when we consider resistance?
%
Pathocracy has taken global control.
%
You have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your
conformity and soliciting your submission.  How did this happen?
Who's to blame?  Certainly there are those more responsible
than others but if you're looking for the guilty you need only
look into a mirror.
%
You know you want one of these... they're small and easy to
hide from the wife...
%
Do unto others as they would do unto you.
%
You're not in Kansas any more.
%
I discovered salt and created FM radio.
%
We used to have such fun.  Why isn't there any fun anymore?
%
Global warming has now got to the stage where it is only
maintained by media self-censorship.
%
Carbon dioxide is a bad thing?  Yeah, right.  Ever wonder
why they kept banging on about `carbon-based life forms' in
Star Trek?
%
The demonisation of carbon, the very basis of all life on earth,
can only be explained as a religious phenomenon.
%
Alcohol is not the cause: it is just one means by which the
disaffected young express their defiance.
%
A short life and a merry one, no more: by political decree,
life has to be long and grim.
%
The Scientific Method can't be used to empirically verify
an hypothesis.  The scientific method is a tool to reject
hypotheses.
%
Maybe we have the issue of cherry-picking cherry-picked studies.
How many cherries can a cherry-picker pick, if...
%
There are few problems that can't be solved with
an N-frame Smith.
%
Liberal intellectuals are the running dogs of big business.
%
When in doubt empty the magazine.
%
I spent a week there one night.
%
In a world where the perception is the reality, all countries
need to have the capability to manage their own perceptual
alignment - otherwise someone else will.
%
He who molds public opinion is greater than he who enacts laws.
%
When they perfect cloning I'm gonna order 12 of those.
%
Come the revolution there will definitely need to be a full
time attendant assigned to the gene pool
%
Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.
%
People give directions according to what's important to them.
Ask a fat woman for directions, she will give directions
according to the restaurants on the way.  Try it.
%
Frankly I'm insulted that you asked me out.  It means you think
we're about the same level of attractiveness.
%
Lately the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is
my distaste for manual labour.
%
Uhhh Phil, you are supposed to save those little blue pills
for the real thing...
%
Oh, you may want to shave them legs next time you skirt up.  It
ruins the whole thing.
%
Kiss and tell... they expect it.
%
Difference is, at least I know I'm pissin her off, she really
thinks everyone should agree with her!
%
My sister won't go downstairs in my house because of all the
dead critters on the walls.
%
At least it wasn't a dream where you see yourself standing
in some sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand
naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you...
Why am I the only one that has that dream?
%
It takes a crooked stick to beat a mad dog!
%
A pessimist is an optimist who knows the facts.
%
If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we
really are.
%
While your method certainly worked, a simple diaper change
would also have put the child out of its misery.
%
It's not putting women on a pedestal that's the problem it's
the fact that you keep them chained there for your pleasure
and against their will.
%
Why do I never read the small print?
%
It's the level of incompetence you would normally only expect
from a government.
%
Gay CB talk.  How appropriate.  Hitting the 70s and gayness in
one post.
%
Never underestimate the capabilities of a truly dedicated idiot.
%
When the cops give up their machine guns, I'll stop asking
for mine.
%
Given the historical record, a world in which only the
`authorities' have firearms is a world hip deep in corpses.
%
Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda
lost track myself.
%
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity nor the lack of
contradiction a sign of truth.
%
What to spend your stimulus money on to help the US economy...
beer and prostitutes, the only things `made' in US today.
%
The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a
man's heart.
%
There is no fate that can not be surmounted by scorn.
%
Your report card reads: `Must try harder.'
%
Diversity is something at the office.  It can work for you or
against you.
%
Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever.
You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years,
but sooner or later they were bound to get you.
%
Just because you're right doesn't mean I'm wrong.
%
Bullets are the currency of the future... just don't give any
'change' to someone you don't trust.
%
The gun culture problem in America is multi-faceted and complex.
At its heart, however, it is an emotional pathology because
the reverence for firearms among gun enthusiasts supersedes
any rational discourse on the issue.
%
Go back to the Rock Hudson film festival and leave me be.
%
Free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters,
computers, and typewriters but self-defense only justifies
bare hands.
%
SILENCE!  I kill you!
%
It's beginning to look more and more like Monty Python was
actually a documentary series.
%
We should have taken care of business long ago... you
know... when ammo was cheaper...
%
The bombing starts in five minutes.
%
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem
to get my head that far up my arse.
%
The truth, the whole truth, *and nothing but the truth*.
%
What else are you gonna do, read a book?
%
We are preparing for the worst but for obvious reasons we hope
for slow moving zombies.
%
People don't seek the highest offices for altruistic motives.
%
One should forgive one's enemies but not before they are hanged.
%
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body.  Then I realized who was telling me this.
%
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.  I said,
'Thyroid problem?'
%
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to
kill a family member because they are the devil.  But otherwise
it's been a pretty good day.
%
Overkill never fails.
%
`Field trip.'

`I call shotgun.'

`I call nine millimeter.'
%
They make their living by manipulating people with oratory
and promises.  Such people do not say what they believe, they
say what they need to to get what they want.
%
You know the definition of homosexual men we used in Chicago?
`Men with small dogs who own very tidy apartments.'
%
You all can go to hell.  I'm going to Texas.
%
When I grow up I wanna be a steam-shovel.
%
53 years old?  Oh, now I'll need a fake ID to rent Ultraporn.
%
In essence Spitzer had to resign because he was a hypocrite.
Perhaps you wonder, as I do, about other politicians around the
world being asked to resign for being hypocritical.  I can't
think of anyone who'd survive that either.
%
YOU! - OUT OF THE GENE POOL!!!
%
MK-ULTRA your mind under the god
Gettin microwave broadcast blues
%
`I'd like to buy your deadliest gun, please.'

`Aisle six, next to the sympathy cards.'
%
I don't care how I get to the dance, only that I get there.
%
You know Jesus was a black guy, don't you?
%
Prison State USA 2008: one in 100 Americans now behind bars.
No other country on Earth has as high a percentage of citizens
incarcerated.
%
A primary purpose of the educational system is to train school
children in good citizenship, patriotism and loyalty to the
state and the nation as a means of protecting the public welfare.
%
Nothing proudly says, `Made in USA' like a B-52.
%
When they kick in your front door
How are you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun
%
The only problem was I ran out of bullets.
%
You can't even understand what I'm saying, most of you.
%
The minimum that is expected of you... is to question
your reality.
%
Deception is a state of mind and the mind of the State.
%
Who gets to decide what's right and wrong?
%
We are serfs in the New Feudal World Order.
%
Maybe this is just the chemtrails talking but `Conspiracy
Theorists' are not crazy for wanting to expose the men behind
the curtain.  The real crazies are the statists blinded by the
curtain of red, white, and blue.
%
The shadow of who I would have been calls out from the grave.
%
Our world is so corrupted by the deviants that people actually
believe that black is white, white is black, good is evil and
evil is good: witness George Bush bringing democracy to the
Iraqis by force.
%
You can't live an authentic human life if you're
part of The Machine.
%
You want advice?  Grow up.
%
For the past several months the 'news' has been dominated by
presidential candidates and their antics.  This has tended to
drown out real news, making it harder for conspiracy theorists
to get a foothold.
%
As for disposing of a body quickly, I think we've all seen
`Snatch' more times than we can count.  Thank you Brick Top!
%
Of course, being a man, I never read instruction manuals.
%
The boy weeps for the end of innocence and the darkness of
men's hearts.
%
I don't have to believe in anything.  In fact I don't.
%
The world consists of illogical emotional people, so an emotional
illogical appeal is what gets the vote.
%
Should you come up on what seems like a shack, and smells
strongly of chicken manure (but with no chickens around), leave
quickly and quietly - you probably just ran into a meth lab.
%
There ain't nothing you can't fix with 5 gallons of diesel and
a match!
%
When we were dating she had no idea that I was into firearms and
I had no idea she was a stupid firearms hating bitch.  Oh, well.
%
War is supposed to be about who's right but it's really about
who's left.
%
`Are you a Commie?'

`I ain't no Commie!'

`I don't want no Commies in my car.  No Christians, either.'
%
If I wanted your stupid opinion, I'd already have beaten it
out of you.
%
When a man is just sitting there, women seem to have the impression
that he is actually thinking about some interpersonal matter.
%
308 & 45 - when you care enough to send the very best.
%
Historically, Freedom is bought with steel not gold...
%
Kalashnikov: the most successful point and click interface in
the world.
%
We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shea, we believed
your 200 dollars.
%
With so many laws no one is innocent, they just haven't been
convicted yet.
%
Nothing says `Obey Me' like a bloody head on a fence post.
%
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to enjoy one of those
delicious all-tar cigarettes.
%
You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go;
I owe my soul to the company store...
%
If global warming gets any worse we'll all freeze to death.
%
...a welder and silver soldering torch i keep right next to
the fuel oil tank...
%
There are two kinds of men in this world, those with shovels
who dig and those with guns.
%
Most people would rather swallow a brick of lies than taste a
grain of truth.
%
Central banking is common to both Communism and Capitalism, so
pervasive it barely occurs to citizens that there is a better
way to create wealth than issuing public debt.
%
The common people easily fall a victim to a big lie, since they
themselves lie in little things but would be ashamed of lies
that were too big.
%
It should be obvious that people don't really care about other
people outside their nearest and dearest.
%
That pipeline is under construction, two permanent bases are in
place ideally situated to protect it, the leader of Afghanistan
is a former Unocal Oil official and the US Ambassador to
Afghanistan is another Unocal Oil official.
%
The grass is neither greener or better.  It is just grass and
it still itches.
%
In Florida's retirement communities, rates of sexually
transmitted diseases among elderly men - who have started
visiting prostitutes after taking Viagra - are soaring.
%
Could you be more gay?  Don't answer that.
%
Seen from their point of view, they are historic actors who
are beyond good and evil,
%
To remain whole, be twisted.
To become straight, let yourself be bent.
To become full, be hollow.
%
We live in a world of many illusions, the Emperor has no clothes
and much of human belief and behavior is ritualized nonsense.
%
Assassins believed they could change things, or at least stop
them in their tracks.  Maybe that's why we don't have them
the way we did in the Sixties.  The would-be shooter puts his
Mannlicher-Carcano back in the box, mumbling sadly, `What's
the use?'
%
To my mind, McCain's the most likely senator to start a
nuclear war.
%
It will not be known as a Detention Center or Concentration Camp.
It will be referred to as a Communications Management Unit
or CMU.
%
The National Counterterrorism Center has 775,000 names and is
increasing by 20,000 a month.
%
At what point does a lie become the truth?
%
I think I'll be the judge of what makes me happy.
%
Only state-sanctioned happiness is allowed and any non-government
approved expression of joy must be squashed.
%
Hume teaches us that no matter how many times you drop a stone
and it falls to the floor, you never know what'll happen the
next time you drop it.  It might fall to the floor but then
again it might float to the ceiling. Past experience can never
prove the future.
%
But you know it's all true because they said it on TV.
%
The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without
formulating any charge known to the law, and particularly to
deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree
odious and is the foundation of all totalitarian government
whether Nazi or Communist.
%
I'm not crazy, I'm actively irresponsible.
%
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!
%
Re-attach your ball-sacks ladies.
%
That's just not factually accurate.
%
When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.
%
Are you this hostile in bed?  Cause I like that.
%
It won't make any difference.  Everything is thrashed out
well in advance in forums like Bilderberg.  The rest is bread
and circuses.
%
We've been conned mightily.  We've fought each other over
all this rubbish.  We've been very predictable sheep indeed.
Always learning but never knowing.  NEVER KNOWING.
%
We're taught not to think.  That's what we're educated for.
%
We are self-maintained slaves.  We're trained for one thing
and that's work in a system to produce and consume.
%
We are the Sheep.  They are the Good Shepherds.
%
The little people at the bottom of the hill, you've got to keep
them in the dark, the profane.
%
They accept the world as it's been presented to them.
%
The rich have no country.
%
We live in a world where political power and corporate wealth
are possessed by different wings of the same ruling class.
It is a ruling class that presides over whole nations of people
transformed by brainwashing and mild but continuous discipline
from human beings to human resources.
%
New Thoughts, particularly those which appear to contradict
current assumptions, are always painful for the mind to
contemplate.
%
The war system makes the stable government of societies possible.
It does this essentially by providing an external necessity
for a society to accept political rule.
%
Space research can be viewed as the nearest modern equivalent
yet devised to the pyramid-building, and similar ritualistic
enterprises, of ancient societies.
%
Now get out of town.  Take your dead with you.
%
I'm listening to what you're saying but I only hear
what I want to.
%
I like to dissect girls.  Did you know I'm utterly insane?
%
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
%
I think first impressions are so important.
%
Dammit!  Who left that baby on the floor.
%
I'm a stranger everywhere.
%
I'm able to say things I don't mean for fun or profit.  What's
your super power?
%
Let the bone chips fall where they may.
%
If you set up the false dichotomy of course people will choose
security over privacy - especially if you scare them first.
But it's still a false dichotomy.  There is no security without
privacy.  And liberty requires both security and privacy.
%
They call controlling world supplies of basic commodities
`promoting democracy.'  I call it the Forever War.
%
If privacy and security really were a zero-sum game, we would
have seen mass immigration into the former East Germany and
modern-day China.  While it's true that police states like those
have less street crime, no one argues that their citizens are
fundamentally more secure.
%
It remains to be seen what's ahead in, `the New American
Century' but the evidence so far isn't encouraging and that's
putting it mildly.
%
Look at me!  No-one is ever safe.
%
But then I glanced at my family sitting at the dining table in
full panoply, with swimcap, diving goggles, snorkel and flippers,
waiting for the apocalypse.  My youngest brother looked at
me through his diving goggles with hopeful children's eyes.
So I ran up the stairs into my parents' room.
%
It's already the apocalypse of communication.
The sun doesn't exist anymore.
%
ANYWAY, PLEASE GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY.
%
I just don't like Mondays.
%
This sure beats algebra, doesn't it?
%
That bullet sure wiped the smile off his face.
%
I'm just doing my job.
%
Voltaire announced the Age of Reason two centuries too soon.
We are still in the Dark Ages.
%
No camera can show this experience because it is inside the
nervous system.
%
Conscience is a function of our biology and
irrelevant without it.
%
Inside us all; the fish, the lizard, the rat, the ape... all
our past lives, encoded in our DNA during that headlong rush
on the river out of Eden.
%
I will be there and you too, all of us, lost forever in time.
%
This is moral psychosis on a monumental scale.  It is the
complete and utter repudiation of every civilized ideal, of
every fragment of enlightenment wrenched from the blood-drenched
slagheap of human history.  Yet it passes for normality in our
political discourse.
%
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, or whatever
it is that you think you remember?
%
I quickly mentally reviewed the arsenal concealed under my
clothing and was relieved to know that I could probably shoot
my way out.
%
After half a dozen years of waterboarding, genital zapping,
sleep deprivation and brainwashing, the Pentagon has finally
found six patsies who will readily welcome their 72 virgins
and take the fall for 9/11.
%
Be careful what you wish for - especially in a German whorehouse.
%
Please pardon my levity, I don't see how to take death seriously.
It seems absurd.
%
Let me tell you how your mom did it.  She told your dad to cum
in her shoes and then let the flies do the rest...
%
Whatever dude... your mother did it for money, thats how you
got here...
%
Yeah I know, I'm nasty, and I hope no animals were harmed during
the writing of this rant.
%
`What is the meaning of life?'

`Only the living care.'
%
`Why does mommy cry?'

`Cause you made daddy go away.'
%
By controlling the creation and allocation of money the ruling
class maintains near total control over the lives of ordinary
people and the resources of the planet.
%
For those tuning in late mind-controlled zombies, part of the
secret military arsenal, are a well-established fact.
%
WOLVERINES!
%
Real men spend their leisure time on hobbies that don't require
any significant emotional interaction with other people.
%
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
%
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
%
Middle class people are ill-suited for life under a freeway
overpass.  They need a helping hand from government.
%
America's place in the world has been guaranteed not by what
it produces but by what it consumes.
%
Never meet the enemy on his terms.
%
The possession and threatened use of nuclear weapons is at the
heart of American political philosophy.
%
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light
bulb?  The light bulb didn't change - THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT
YOU TO THINK!
%
Get the shotguns.  And the C4 from the bathroom under the towels.
%
A real shark.  I hope it's female.
%
Over three trillion per year missing for black ops.  I say its
a secret space program.
%
What sort of person would campaign for jury duty?  Wouldn't you be
suspicious of that, someone pushing to be chosen for jury duty?  But
being President is also akin: public service, supposedly, i.e. a
thankless task.
%
Buy yourself some piano wire.  It worked for the Italian people
under Mussolini.
%
I dream of a world in which I can buy alcohol, tobacco, and
firearms at the same drivethrough window and use them all before
I get home...
%
Now, if you boys just apologize to my mule...
%
Would you rather live with unanswered questions or would you
rather live with unquestioned answers?
%
Please, you give me too little credit.
%
You really couldn't make it up.  The world is becoming a Monty
Python sketch.
%
So, is it hard to get a cab around here this time of night?
%
America is not at war;
The Marines are at war.
America is at the mall.
%
Whereas filmmakers Kubrick, Lucas, and Spielberg once made us
ponder what it means to be human, Michael Bay makes us wonder
*why* human beings exist.
%
Yesterday is dead and gone and tomorrow may never come.
%
The psychopath's psychology is so profoundly alien to most people
that we are unable to comprehend their motives or recognize
one when we see one.  Naturally, the industrious psychopath
will find this to his advantage.
%
Most psychopaths learn to mimic the appearance of normal emotion
well enough to fit into ordinary society.
%
He's dumber than a bag of rocks.  And not regular rocks but
the dumb kind.
%
If I'm in a virtual reality the graphics are great but the
plot sucks.
%
Reading diet books won't make you thin.
%
If they can get you to ask the wrong questions they really
don't care about the answers.
%
Live as if you'll die tomorrow.  Learn as if you'll live forever.
%
Ride the tiger.  For, as long as one keeps sitting on top of
the running beast, one need not fear its claws and teeth.
%
The first step on the road to freedom is knowing you're being
lied to.
%
There are worse crimes than burning books.  One of them is not
reading them.
%
The historical record of US terrorism and support of terrorism
occasionally surfaces in the mainstream but is brushed aside
on the ground that the United States has taken a new course,
so that long record can be ignored.
%
If Al Qaeda didn't exist the United States would have had to
create it, and of course it did create it back in the 1980s,
as a means of destabilizing the Soviet Union.  Al Qaeda's more
recent role is a classic case of `blowback.'
%
The war on terror is an intellectual and propaganda cover,
analogous, and in many ways a successor, to the departed
`Cold War,' which in its time also served as a cover for
imperial expansion.
%
The `shock and awe' strategy that opened the 2002
invasion-occupation of Iraq was openly and explicitly designed
to terrorize the Iraq population and armed forces.
%
Much of the bombing and torture, and the attack that destroyed
Falluja, have been designed to instill fear and intimidate the
general population and resistance.
%
I set my standards pretty low so I'm never disappointed.
%
A man with a conviction is a hard man to change.  Tell him you
disagree and he turns away.  Show him facts or figures and he
questions your sources.  Appeal to logic and he fails to see
your point.
%
Problematical global warming is a prophecy, not a reality, so
studies of what adherents to prophecies do when the evidence
is against them are very relevant.
%
Is it a conspiracy to think that the same guys who abduct
foreign nationals off the streets of cities around the world
and take them to black sites - where their eyes are gouged out
and their finger nails ripped off - would get squeamish over
something as trivial as ballot stuffing?
%
Look, our elections are being run by corporations that have an
obvious stake in the outcome.  There's a heap of money involved
and nothing is left to chance.  The media's job is to make us
feel like we have a choice.  We don't.
%
Dude, you're bumming me out.
%
People are crazy and times are strange.
%
Don't worry about your friend who fell in love with that stripper
and plans on returning, he's still drunk.
%
How can this particular set of esoteric trivia be constructed
to maximize hilarity as quickly as possible?
%
Nobody will question the winner to find out the truth.
%
Children are being indoctrinated, not educated.
%
The final objective of New World Order: the reconfiguration of
reality through the sorcery of technology.
%
According to quantum mechanics, the universe actually consists
of much more data than could ever be observed.
%
Before there were hidden microphones there were confessional
booths and the priests reported directly to the government.
%
A sort of thousand-mile stare has descended on the country.
%
If we can only accept things in terms of what we already understand
then science is no longer an open system.
%
It's really simple.  Zombies don't have inner experience,
or qualia.  Therefore they think real people don't have it
either.  Researchers need to learn that not everything that
looks human is.
%
The man who has fed the chicken every day throughout its life
at last wrings its neck instead, showing that more refined
views as to the uniformity of nature would have been useful to
the chicken.
%
Remember what the Dormouse said:
FEED YOUR HEAD
FEED YOUR HEAD
%
The people in America are like the Germans of the 1930s believing
that they are still free.
%
I don't have all the answers.  In fact, I don't really have
many answers at all.
%
You do know there's a THEM don't you?
%
It would not be impossible to prove with sufficient repetition
and a psychological understanding of the people concerned that
a square is in fact a circle.  They are mere words and words
can be molded until they clothe ideas in disguise.
%
Beauty is mute, for the first time in human history and
songs have fallen silent.  Instead we have noise, chanting,
drumbeats, and the only things heard praised are arrogance and
mere ugliness.
%
I would totally fancy you but I'm having a hard time getting
over myself...
%
You will never even know you are slaves.
%
Wherever they got this, it was modeled after somebody's program.
It was not made by some guys on some goat farm outside of Kabul.
%
The Common People will be deceived by appearances and the end result.
And the world is composed mainly of Common People.
%
A deceiver will always find someone willing to be deceived.
%
What do you say we just hit a strip joint?
%
So many choices.  And it makes so little difference.
%
Not only are we to be their slaves but we must eat what they
say and sit in the dark.
%
Sure, we massacred them.  But it was for their own good.
%
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
%
The prognosis is not good for `the greatest Democracy on
Earth.'
%
The entertainment factor is really prominent in this election;
moreover, it has never been as obvious that the so-called
'democratic process' is simply a part of the 'bread and circus'
package for the masses.
%
Civilization, as we know it, is largely the creation of
psychopaths.  All civilizations, our own included, have been
based on slavery and `warfare.'  The latter term is a euphemism
for mass murder.
%
Civilized people, we are told, live peacefully and cooperatively
with their fellows, sharing the necessary labour in order to
obtain the leisure to develop arts and sciences.  And while that
would be a good idea, it is not a good description of what has
been going on in the so-called advanced cultures during the
past 8,000 years.
%
Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.
I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I
think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that.
That's what's insane about it.
%
Men must either be flattered - or eliminated.
%
In a country whose legal framework authorizes the government
to kidnap, torture and murder them, opponents of government
policy must decide whether getting out of line - anything from
a letter to the editor to direct action - is worth the risk of
getting kidnapped, tortured and murdered.
%
The human mind fails to adapt adequately to what it does not
know and therefore assigns irrelevant (not merely incorrect)
probabilities to what it does know.
%
In the end our survival on this planetary ship of fools may
depend on us learning to see things as they are, rather than
what we tell each other they should be.
%
We live in a feedback loop of perpetual postponement.  For the
most part, we are not even aware of what we have lost.
%
Throughout the ages the state has been the enabling instrument
of tyrants.  In the last century, it was the state that allowed
fascism and communism to impose death and destruction across
the globe: millions slaughtered and civilisation nearly dragged
back into the abyss of a new Dark Age.
%
Wars re-distribute a country's money from the poor and middle
class to the rich so that the wealthy stay rich and in power.
%
Brainwashed people will put up with sub-standard living
conditions, hardship, and poverty because of a false beliefs
of an afterlife and promises of eventual prosperity for future
generations.  Realistically the wealthy are just exploiting
the masses.
%
There is no possible victory in defence.
%
Are we at last brought to such a humiliating and debased
degradation that we cannot be trusted with arms for our own
defence?
%
We've put psychotics in control of the most powerful weapons
in the world.
%
The marginal energy gain is so small by comparison that we must
accept that the biofuels agenda is primarily about genocide.
%
Philosophers have become no more than the keepers of useful
sarcasms, for the secret is out that there is no secret of
the universe.
%
We are not separate from what we observe; our facts are
not separate from our beliefs; perception and reality are
intertwined.
%
The American Dream never happened.
The American Nightmare is here.
%
There's more to evolution than a little DNA.
%
Who is the Master who makes the grass green?
%
A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about
except thoughts.  So he loses touch with reality and lives in
a world of illusion.
%
Your head's like mine, like all our heads; big enough to contain
every god and devil there ever was.  Big enough to hold the
weight of oceans and the turning stars.  Whole universes fit in
there!  But what do we choose to keep in this miraculous cabinet?
Little broken things, sad trinkets that we play with over and
over.  The world turns our key and we play the same little tune
again and again and we think that tune's all we are.
%
You cannot believe in honour until you have achieved it, better
keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through
which you must see the world.
%
We have always sought explanations when it was only
representations that we could seek to invent.
%
1. Never believe totally in anybody else's BS.
2. Never believe totally in your own BS.
%
Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit
information efficiently.  Stupidity is blockage of this process
at any point. Bigotry, ideologies etc block the ability to
receive; robotic reality-tunnels block the ability to decode
or integrate new signals; censorship blocks transmission.
%
Do you know, that there may be no ultimate truth?
%
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone;
but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
%
Our world is ruled by manipulation, we are told by the media what
to wear, how to eat, what pills to take, what is truth and what
is illusion and when we disagree and apply critical thinking,
then we are the outcast or just strange.
%
Fifty men have run America and that's a high figure.
%
Countless people will hate the New World Order and will die
protesting against it.
%
It is often said that if the people of Germany could have been
tipped off in the late twenties or early thirties to the terrors
of Nazism and the horrors that awaited that they would surely
have risen up collectively as a people and put a stop to it.
We find ourselves at the same crossroads...
%
If someone is coming to kill you, they won't be using a
toothpick.
%
...It's all about money in this *bastard* world! Money,
War and *Sex!*
%
The police are politically and financially corrupt.  They are
personally dangerous to be near.  The only thing still to be
said in their favour is that they are lazy and incompetent.
%
Democracy is in the first place introduced to control masspeople
who are only allowed to transfer once in a while their voting
power to elected people who then decide *over* and not *with*
masspeople.
%
The truth does not require the support of legislation.
%
All the news that gives others fits to print.
%
Because, like other hired politicians, the new President will
know the Drug War must be fought harder to keep the money and
drugs flowing and everyone happy.  Only in failure will there
be success.
%
Fall under a truck and die choking on your own blood.
%
Always be prepared for the six foot blonde.
%
Psychopaths routinely offer excuses for their reckless and
often outrageous actions, placing blame on others instead.
%
In contrast to people with psychotic disorders, such as
schizophrenia, who often lose contact with reality, psychopaths
are almost always rational.  They are well aware that their
ill-advised or illegal actions are wrong in the eyes of society
but shrug off these concerns with startling nonchalance.
%
Liberalism cannot exist where it violates its own principles.
It cannot exist where the emergency monger or the utopia
salesman can obtain a suspension of rights, whether temporary
or permanent.  Liberty cannot be suppressed in order to defend
liberalism.
%
Freedom is meaningless where its expression is controlled by
powerful groups such as the press, the radio, the motion picture
industry, churches, politicians and capitalists.
%
In spite of its inestimable value, science is a tool and
has nothing to do with ultimate truth.  Herein is the danger
of science.
%
Today's science must forever be free to overthrow its yesterdays,
otherwise it will degenerate into ancestor worship.
%
Whatever the universe is, we are either all or part of it by
virtue of our consciousness but we do not know which.
%
Make no mistake about it: the Global Ruling Elite are determined
to crush humanity, to make slaves of everyone and they will
use any lie, any fraud, any dark and evil deed to accomplish
this goal.  Never forget that.
%
I personally accepted the fact I live in a total surveillance
police state a while back.  Rather than view that as a prison,
I've decided to treat it like a stage.  This is not a crisis,
this is not a nightmare, this is just the world that you and
I happen to live in.
%
If they shut the Straits of Hormuz you'd better have your canned
food and shotguns ready.
%
I wonder if her blood runs slowly or is it thick like ketchup?
%
`Could I look that tasty?'

`Only with chips.'
%
Only a crisis, actual or perceived, causes a real change.
%
The dark ages still reign over all humanity and the depth and
persistence of this domination are only now becoming clear.
%
This Dark Age's prison has no steel bars, chains, or
locks. Instead, it is locked by disorientation and built from
misinformation.
%
We are powerfully imprisoned in these Dark Ages simply by the
terms in which we have been conditioned to think.
%
I'm going to go have breakfast.  A lot of the inmates bitch
about it but, actually, the food here is really good.
%
The worst they can do is kill you.
%
You're always being monitored.
%
You're either helping people escape or you're keeping them in.
%
The voices are back.  Excellent.
%
HUMANITY IS OVERRATED
%
I come here to dump bodies, not beer bottles.  Now I'm just
a litterbug.
%
In Chess or Go, every wasted move is a loss; in rationality,
any non-evidential influence is (on average) entropic.
%
Scientific and engineering breakthroughs themselves aren't the
important thing, what really matters is how we fit them into
our lives.
%
There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and then there's
Wikipedia.
%
Is even Hell with statutes paved?
%
Anyone can kill anyone, even the President.
%
Perpetual war - the purpose is to kill us all off leaving 20%
globally, deliberately brain damaged as a subservient underclass.
That way we can never threaten the elite power base.  Of the
slave underclass only the beautiful and attractive will be
allowed to live, so the elite will have a never ending supply
of innocence to abuse.
%
Normal waking consciousness is the product of a true hypnotic
procedure that is practiced by parents, teachers, and peers,
reinforced by every social interaction, and maintained by
powerful taboos.
%
How can anybody distinguish between dream, hypnotic trance,
and reality?
%
Most humans are stumbling around in mutually-reinforcing trances
and it takes a great deal of effort, thought, and time to escape
from the trances.
%
Masters and their wage slaves now threaten the planet with
atomic and environmental destruction.
%
The gangster families who secretly control humanity through
corporations, foundations, governments, religions and secret
societies for their own greedy, selfish and ultimately
destructive ends no longer use food and simple propaganda to
control the masses.  Instead they control the money supply,
the mass media and the public education system.
%
The chilling truth is that America and the rest of the world
is a sophisticated slave society run by sophisticated gangster
families.
%
Once you realize of how little consequence you are in the
immensity of time you gain a great power, a liberty, and you
can follow your own path in peace.
%
The human brain is a complex organ with the wonderful power of
enabling man to find reasons for continuing to believe whatever
it is that he wants to believe.
%
I never met another man I'd rather be.  And even if that's a
delusion, it's a lucky one.
%
When you get to cultural patterns, belief systems, and the like,
the guess of the next guy you meet at the bus stop is about as
good as that of the best scientist.  Nobody knows anything.
%
They have demonstrated more potently than any argument,
demonstrated beyond a question of a doubt, the appalling dangers
and enormous effectiveness of popular and theatrical demagoguery.
%
I can believe anything provided it is incredible.
%
History may not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
%
Here were sworn enemies, the leaders who beat the shit out of
each other all day in public but, the minute those doors closed
for the state dinner, the daggers went away and it was one big
happy family... Everybody was crossing the aisles and chuckling,
and I said, 'Oh, I get it!  It really is just a game.'
%
If you are getting frazzled by all the crises, wait until
Saturday.  If it is really a crisis, then it will be all over
the news then.
%
Make sure others know not to mess with you.
%
I wonder about what they will think and do when they hear the
machine guns chattering.
%
Blackwater: coming soon to your neighborhood.
%
None of them have studied the affair at all but they are experts
none-the-less.  They know what they know even when they don't
know it.
%
Let's make a bargain.  You ask God for help and I'll stop the
moment He shows up.
%
If you're not living on the edge you're taking to much room.
%
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
%
It's literally a no-win scenario... unless someone wins.
%
Why is there no-one in my head who knows what to do?
%
All bridges must be burned.  There's no turning back.  The past
is another country.
%
Eloquence consists of persuading people of things they
desperately want to believe.
%
Does consciousness merely perceive reality or does it create
reality or does it modify a pre-existing reality?
%
That may be true in theory but in the real world...
%
The roots of consciousness exist in ancient neural territories
we share with all vertebrates.
%
Religion and spirituality are not mutually dependent terms.
God is larger than the constructs of thought that we build
for him.
%
I'd rather die of heat than eat less meat.
%
See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn!
I wish I were a moron.
My God! Perhaps I am!
%
Have you ever confused a dream with life?
%
You just don't have the type of brotherly love that I feel
comfortable participating in.
%
Every time I read stories like this I die a little, inside.
%
They should go back to their ancestral pursuits of whoring,
drinking, gambling, hunting and being beastly to their servants
and leave the rest of us alone.
%
When I look now at some state occasion, I am no longer carried
back to an earlier age of freedom and independence.  I see
only men in silly hats and uniforms putting on a show for
the gullible.
%
Get this straight: yes, governments will kill their own people.
%
Fighting fire with fire is a standard firefighting technique.
%
They spotted Bin Laden in the mall with Elvis, in Vegas.
%
It will be recognised that humans cannot control the climate
and must adapt as they have done for millennia to its continual
changes.
%
It is four times more energy-efficient for Londoners to buy
lamb imported from New Zealand than to buy it from a producer
in their backyard.
%
Clearly the federal government no longer cares much about
providing for health, education, hurricane reconstruction or
even bridge safety, as the military budget now dwarfs all other
discretionary spending despite the lack of a sophisticated
enemy in sight.
%
A wide variety of evidence suggests that we are only beginning
to understand the importance of embodiment in information
processing by the brain.
%
Dr Wolman believes that our society is already showing evidence
of an `epidemic of sociopaths' and says he wrote his book as a
`wake up call.'
%
The most dangerous psychopath of all is the educated, socially
adept psychopath.
%
Those who cannot love want power.
%
Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw
is computerized.
%
`See you at the next bloodbath?'

`I never miss a party.'
%
Take responsibility for your own life, which includes seeing
the truth of the world you live in.
%
By now, we all surely know that if they want the intelligence
to show that Country X is a `grave' and `growing' threat,
they will find it or manufacture it.  So once you're debating
what the intelligence shows or fails to show, the debate is
over.  The war will inevitably begin.
%
Fighting for humanity is a losing battle waged on behalf of
herd animals who will be cheering when you get crucified,
or beaten to death on pay-per-view.
%
Polls are only useful in the negative.  In other words, they're
only giving you actual information when you ask about what
people don't know.
%
Once you really understand Stockholm Syndrome and social
entrainment, you'll never look at human relationships the
same way again.
%
Social control is just rich people herding human cattle and
so, logically enough, stampedes are a major concern.
%
Here's a free secret: the US government actually doesn't know
shit about UFOs that you can't learn by reading some Jacques
Vallee and Richard Dolan.  They're covering up because they
don't actually know what's going on with UFOs.
%
A huge swath of our economy is now devoted to preparing for war,
making war, and cleaning up after war.
%
The ruling class relies on academics, scholars and 'experts'
to legitimize and provide moral authority for its hegemony over
the masses.
%
The ruling class has many manifestations.  It can take the form
of a religious orthodoxy, a monarchy, a dictatorship of the
proletariat, outright fascism, or, in the case of the United
States, corporate statism.
%
The history of mankind is a history of the subjugation and
exploitation of a great majority of people by an elite few by
what has been appropriately termed the 'ruling class'.
%
Extraterrestrial aliens will have long left mechanism behind.
They will have transformed to pure media dimensions.
%
In this case however there is no physical product; the product
is a state of mind.
%
In a Web and Media age, the idea of `facts' should be replaced
by the idea of warring information systems battling for Prime
Time.
%
The idea of Fortean percentages can change our entire framework
of perception and allow us to enter systems locked against the
absolutism of finite rationalisations.
%
I'm just finishing up a little project but I'll come over later.
%
I love Halloween.  The one time of year when everyone wears
a mask, not just me.
%
There is a difference between accurately relating true events
and accurately relating fabricated events that one has been
manipulated into believing to be true.
%
Unless we announce disasters, no one will listen.
%
There can be only one tiger to a hill.
%
The stark contrast between the tranquil, recycling,
carbon-neutral world of the new establishment imagination and
the brutal jungle they have actually created is destined to be
the enduring quality of our age.
%
Famines kill because the distribution system fails, not because
there isn't enough food grown somewhere in the world.
%
If you don't know how to use a compass or first-aid kit, having
one in your car won't do you much good.
%
The most horrifying reality of the illusions to which I am
referring is the pain that innocent people are suffering because
so many people in America are congregated together in the 51st
State - the State of Denial.
%
Perhaps it's just as likely that our first conversation with
extraterrestrials will take the form of a complex psychosocial
experiment.
%
Hey snaggletooth!  Can you open my can of beer?
%
Not only are banknotes no longer backed by gold; the bulk of
money isn't even backed by banknotes.
%
One should keep in mind that there is nothing more difficult
to execute, nor more dubious of success than to introduce a
new system of things; for he who introduces it has all those
who profit from the old system as his enemies, and he has only
lukewarm allies in all those who might profit the new system.
%
They are vicious warmongers, believers in torture, and murderers
of innocent people.  We have known of such people around the
world in the 20th century.  We just didn't expect to find them
here amongst us and in positions of power.  But they are.
%
We need to realise that if the authorities want to mislead us,
there is probably very little we can do about it.
%
It will eventually be shown that the UFO cover-up has been the
most successful deception campaign in human history.
%
It's a simple matter of accentuating the positive - of steering
away from issues of competence and toward the healing political
balm of mass public fear.
%
It really was a wizard prang.
%
It can take sometimes take a week to get a new hire to learn
that logging in with CAPS LOCK on won't work.
%
The truthful, well-weighed answer that tells the blacker lie.
%
The Rapture is coming!  Santa will save me!
%
And that can be authenticated.
%
Beware of what and who you trust.
%
Every civilisation or empire that has come before us - *every
one* - has collapsed, leaving death and destruction in
its wake.
%
Fully acknowledge and internalize that the culture of Empire
is destroying the support systems on which the community of
life depends and robbing us of our essential humanity.
%
The US and world economies are on the brink of collapse due
to the lunacy of the financial system, not because we can't
produce enough.
%
Hippies believed they were gonna change the world.  Funny how
well *that* turned out.
%
Shoppers in a US convenience store stepped over a woman dying
from stab wounds with one stopping only to take a picture on
a mobile phone.
%
And that's basically the story of every nation in the world:
we're all being run by the most violent, ruthless and powerful
people in our respective countries.  That's all borders are:
ask your history teacher.
%
The country you live in is full of dangerous people who are
mentally insane.
%
We are being visited by aliens, we are unable to control our
skies, we do not know if they are friendly, and we have no idea
what they are doing.
%
Everyone in the world is living a lie.
%
No king or emperor from the past ever attempted to heckle,
harass and regulate the personal behavior of his subjects the
way our bureaucracy does now.
%
These are the types who would make perfect, unquestioning, model
citizens in any society in which they were brought up.  Young
Pioneers, Hitler Youth, Red Guards, whatever, just spoonfeed
them the State pap of the day and they'd regurgitate it.
%
The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered
by its victims.  The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those
which blissfully and unawarely enslave themselves.
%
There is a glamour in unrestrained evil that
even I cannot resist.
%
Bombing for Peace!
%
The economy is based on the development and production of
the machinery of warfare, and the consequences of world peace
breaking out would be economically disastrous.
%
The system, even though it's legal, is ethically corrupt.
%
As a firm believer in science and reason, I strive to distinguish
clearly between what I can prove and what I merely know is true.
%
You can't fix stupid.
%
The vast majority of human beings on this planet are out of
their minds.  They obey invisible monsters, they're infected
with language viruses, and they're all willing to kill you
over beliefs they don't even understand.
%
The most important component of any successful event is lots of
friendly, good-looking women in the critical 20-to-35 age range.
%
They're already here.
%
You've lied so much you've forgotten what the truth is.
%
The internet is a new battleground of mass-social psych-ops.
%
We are a hungry high tech civilization and culture yearning for
Gods capable beyond our technology.  We especially yearn since
our pre-high-tech era religions are not equipped to really
assuage the high tech mind.
%
The job is not to stop the aliens, since we can't, but to work
with the aliens to continue to institutionally deny their genuine
existence here on Earth to keep status quo civilization intact.
%
STOP!
THIS DOCUMENT IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO
THE MENTAL HEALTH OF UNSTABLE PERSONS
%
The internet is to the techno-capable disaffected what the
United Nations is to marginal states: it offers the illusion
of empowerment and community.
%
If you have the Creator of the Universe on your side, and you
know The Truth about the Cosmos ... and yet my stoned sarcasm
is enough to offend you ... it's time to seriously re-examine
your beliefs, folks.
%
Smart tyrants stay hidden and manipulate the population into
first defeating and enslaving itself.
%
To never have to use a weapon, have one handy.
%
Let's face it: those who strive for power are also those
most likely to abuse it.
%
Peer Review now often means that a paper has been subjected to
censorship by a close-knit community of like-minded believers.
%
We thought we could predict the future... but we couldn't even
predict what was going to happen in this room.
%
Capitalism is ingesting global warming as happily as a python
swallowing a piglet.
%
The glass half full is the optimist's view, the glass half
empty the view of the pessimist.  But to an engineer the glass
is too big.
%
I can trust those who hate me because I know that they are
out to get me.  It's the people who say they're my friends I
worry about.
%
Hope is the last refuge of the defeated.
%
Perhaps the reason we are so eager to reject any departure
from this fiction we call 'normality' is because we have grown
dependent on our comfortable delusions; without them there is
nothing to insulate us from the harsh cold of reality.
%
We're cockroaches living under a kitchen sink and we don't even
realize there's a city around us.
%
The greatest challenge facing mankind is the challenge of
distinguishing reality from fantasy, truth from propaganda.
%
They make a wilderness and call it peace.
%
The fastest-growing occupation in the UK between 1992 and 1999
was hairdressing.
%
I've watched America go from robotic car washes to '100% hand
wash' over the last 25 years.
%
Zombie Girl ate my brains.
%
He's the evil of two lessers.
%
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
%
You're out of shape, even for an American.
%
Kiss me twice.  I'm schizophrenic.
%
'Johnny quit talkin about Kennedy, man.  Let it go.  It was a
long time ago, would you just forget it?'  I'm like, 'Alright.
Then don't bring up Jesus to me.'
%
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking.  If you
cheat, may it be a death; if you steal, may it be a heart;
if you fight, may it be for your Brother; and if you drink,
may it be with me.
%
Look at it this way: in a hundred years, who's gonna care?
%
There never was an exit strategy - fourteen permanent bases
are under construction, that was always the plan.
%
Eisenhower must be rolling over in his grave.
%
Puritanism - the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be
happy.
%
Real science does not talk about facts; it talks about
observations, which might turn out to be inaccurate or even
irrelevant.
%
It is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.
%
When it takes out of life the moments to which life owes its
value, science will not deserve admiration, however cleverly and
however elaborately it may lead men along the road to despair.
%
The music industry has been dying a slow, agonized and completely
hilarious death for about five years now, and it will probably be
another decade before its cancerous heart finally stops pounding.
%
You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence
in.  No one is fanatically shouting that the sun is going to
rise tomorrow...  When people are fanatically dedicated to
political or religious faiths, or any other kinds of dogmas or
goals, it's always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.
%
Disgruntled socialists are finding rebirth in environmentalism.
%
Santa Claus DOES NOT masturbate, you lying bastard!  Take it back!
Take it BAAAACK!!!  I'm pretty sure the Easter Bunny climbed
up the open leg of my shorts one time, tho'...
%
He's saying you know it's true, we have all been stripped of
our very souls.
%
And behold joy and gladness, slaying oxen, and killing sheep,
eating flesh, and drinking wine: let us eat and drink; for
tomorrow we shall die.
%
I would ask which human beings - where and when - are to be
accorded the privilege of deciding that this particular climate
that we have right here today, right now is the best climate
for all other human beings.
%
The Never Ending Days of Being Dead.
%
The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending
it deliberately with faulty arguments.
%
We need to start seeing the media as a bearded nut on the
sidewalk, shouting out false fears.  It's not sensible to
listen to it.
%
There is nothing wrong with the scientific method, so long as
it is not misunderstood as the be-all and end-all of inquiry.
But the way modern science is carried out is more and more
problematic.  Bureaucratized, corporatized, and above all
politicized, science is becoming a highly questionable endeavor.
%
Which Philip K Dick story are we in today?
%
This morning, after reading this, I am convinced I've woken up
in a Philip K Dick novel.  For sure, it's not my world anymore.
%
China has not embraced less-efficient options like wind or
solar power.  It is far behind being able to satisfy demand,
it cannot afford to waste resources on concepts that feel good
but do little.
%
They aren't lying - they're creating `new realities.'
%
For the public to play its proper checking role at the ballot
box, citizens must know what is done by the government in
their names.
%
Those seeking `consent' to exercise power view voters mainly as
targets for manipulation.  By using focus groups and elaborate
polling techniques the elite classes are able to derive the
only information they're interested in - feedback useful in
fine-tuning their techniques of perception control.
%
ATTENTION: NO WARNING SHOTS IN THIS AREA.
%
My theory is very simple: the reptilian always wins.  I don't
care what you're going to tell me intellectually.  I don't care.
Give me the reptilian.  Why?  Because the reptilian always wins.
%
Most of the time, people have no idea why they're doing what
they're doing.  They have no idea.  So they're going to try to
make up something that makes sense.
%
That's what bureaucratic systems do.  They perpetuate themselves.
They create work, to ensure that there is always work.  They
increase work, to ensure they can always increase their empires.
They justify work, to ensure they will always increase their
budgets... and the system rolls on.
%
There is nothing like having your finger on the trigger of a
gun to reveal who you really are.  Life or death in one twitch -
ultimate decision, with the ultimate price for carelessness or
bad choices.
%
If you haven't found a correlation, you're not looking hard enough.
%
Try not to live up to all my expectations of you.
%
Every gun owner has a duty to pass on their skills and knowledge
to subsequent generations.
%
Does the truth matter?  Or does power matter?
%
On September 11th, 2001, over 30,000 children around the world
died of starvation.  Every single day since September 11th, 2001,
over 30,000 children around the world have died of starvation.
%
Do you want a safe life or an authentic one?
%
I learned an invaluable lesson in drug experimentation that
would stay with me for life: *never go first*.
%
Do you honestly think I've checked my credit account?  I've got
forty years left, at best.  I'm as good as dead.
%
Everything that is fun, that promises a bit of warmth or
distraction, is to be regulated, taxed, or banned.
%
A newborn baby with wild wolves all around it.
%
Any democracy beyond the scale of the town meeting can't work.
'Representative Democracy' only rewards the conniving.
%
On the Senate floor in 1977, Senator Ted Kennedy said,
`The Deputy Director of the CIA revealed that over thirty
universities and institutions were involved in an 'extensive
testing and experimentation' program which included covert drug
tests on unwitting citizens at all social levels, high and low,
native Americans and foreign.'
%
There is evidence that certain kinds of weak electromagnetic
signals work exactly like drugs, so the promise is that
anything you can do with drugs you could do with the right
electromagnetic signal.
%
We assuredly live in a world run by complete psychopaths.
%
Maybe it's just a question of not bothering with the
meta-narrative anymore - if the individual pieces of the Machine
are working so flawlessly, who needs the embarrassingly stupid
official story anymore?  Free market, spreading democracy,
the march of scientific progress... who really believes that
shit anymore?
%
Sometimes a lone nut is just a lone nut.  But sometimes he isn't.
%
All official narratives are always just stories.
%
Sick and tired of being lectured by global warming hypocrites.
Jet flying, CO2 belching, bags made by slaves in China
transported thousands of miles buying, bulb banning, Al Gore
worshipping morons wagging their finger at me when I don't even
drive a car.
%
Since we are routinely lied to by authorities and experts, of course
educated guesses must be relied upon.
%
As part of the Nazi agenda for racial purity, Hitler spearheaded
a national campaign to ban smoking in all public buildings and
denounced the practice as a betrayal of the fascist drive for
bodily purity.
%
There's intelligent life in our solar system?  Where?
Surely not here on Earth!  Take a look around you.
%
Either we have to hope we are alone in the galaxy at this time
or that anyone else out there is a lot nicer than we are.
%
A lone gunman can kill 30 people.  A government can commit
genocide.  I know which I'd rather face.
%
It's a necessary human failing that we imagine that everything
can be `fixed' if only we find the right strategy.  Sadly,
life isn't really like that.
%
You'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the
American people.
%
You could have surrendered back in 1990, you had your chance.
We've got dudes who can summon UFOs and levitate now.  STEP YOUR
GAME UP.
%
ODDS ARE PRETTY GOOD THAT ANY HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WHO
APPROACHES YOU AND WANTS TO TALK TO YOU IS BEING PAID TO
SUBDUE OR EVEN KILL YOU.
%
A woman has skills a man simply does not have.  The history of
modern intelligence is filled with accounts of women who have
used their sex for the good of their country.
%
Global warming seems to have made journalists extinct.
%
There are no answers, only choices.
%
Jesus repeatedly talked shit to religious officials and law
enforcement officers, in public.  Jesus got a job offer from
Satan himself and turned that shit down with total contempt,
and a joint dangling from his lower lip.  The joint detail is
based on some personal conversations, it's not actually recorded
anywhere in the Bible.
%
Men shouldn't buy 'self-help' books unless the subject matter is
car maintenance, or how to disassemble a fucking Browning BAR.
We don't improve ourselves, we improve our stuff.
%
It takes the average woman eleven minutes to get aroused,
by which time the average man will have been asleep for
nine minutes.
%
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see
each other again.
%
I have as much authority as the Pope.  I just don't have as many
people who believe it.
%
The fact is that, if global terrorism of the kind the government
wants us all to be constantly terrified about actually existed,
there isn't a single city on this continent that wouldn't be
in flames this minute.
%
You're like a stagecoach passenger who, during a holdup,
helps the highwayman go through everybody's pockets to make
sure they're robbed as thoroughly as you are.
%
Don't look at me.  I just got here myself.
%
What you have got to come up with is some strategy for making
government impossible.  If you can't it will grow like a weed,
QED.
%
Fear does not just happen; it is socially constructed and then
manipulated by those who seek to benefit.
%
If the police ever paid him any attention while he was driving
to a rave in the possession of illegal powders he would simply
turn on Radio 4 before they asked him to wind his window down,
`because it formed an impenetrable bourgeois sphere that the
police simply couldn't penetrate.'
%
He'd been in the cells the day before for holding up a sign by
the Cenotaph that said: `You have the right to remain silent.'
%
These days it's not enough to talk or write about something.
People don't notice.  They haven't got time.  You've got to
do something visual: you've got to make a statement by proving
you can be stupid on a scale never seen before.
%
They don't need evidence.  Evidence is just something you create
to persuade other people.
%
If you cannot win the game, move the goalposts to one you can.
%
It's important to have people to look down on, you know?
Otherwise we'd have to start examining our own lives or
something.
%
`In what ways was it a giant leap?'

`I really don't know.'
%
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
%
A state's perimeter extends only so far as men stand with
guns to defend it.
%
Our political system is based on power.  All attention should
be given to the elitist centre of power and not to democratic
institutions and elections.  Democracy has influence only on
a small part of society, often it only implements rules that
affirm the leading position of the elite.
%
If one theory is laid aside, then they find another.  First there
was the threat of overpopulation.  Then there was the ozone hole.
Now they come with their thesis about global warming.
%
Now that we have the door to genetic engineering open, we
probably can fit the fat ass of the rich man and his goddamned
camel through the eye of that needle.
%
People ache for the damn fiction, it's the truth they have
no use for.
%
Reality is literally dead.  Crimes are committed in broad
daylight and the victims will bitterly attack you for even
mentioning anything happened.  Old models no longer work,
old approaches are doomed to failure.
%
People believe what they want to believe and they can prove
anything they desire.
%
Chickens fear me, for I have eaten many of their kind.
%
The nations of the western world, under the influence of a
ragbag of homeless Marxists, new-age hippies, and fund-hungry
pseudo-scientists, compete with each other to develop more and
more bizarre methods of ritual economic suicide.
%
If you want an audience, start a fight.
%
...when one of my kids' guided rocket shoots down a sibling's
UAV, I will be a very proud father indeed.
%
It is little known that Germany still sends in uniformed police
officers to physically remove children from their families,
enforcing the home-schooling ban which originated with Hitler.
%
There are simply more important things in life than attempting
to respond to a soul absorbed by his own conceit.
%
Hierarchical, `civilised,' technological societies crush and
suppress our innate humanity and empower the machine-mind which
is the antithesis of life and humanity.
%
The lie that civilisation suppresses our savage instincts
is not merely a lie, it is the exact reverse of the truth.
Examine the evidence from anthropology and history and you'll
see what I mean.
%
The overwhelming majority of gay men - like all men, of all
types and `orientations' - have no desire to get hitched.
What they want is an endless series of sexual encounters,
preferably with a different partner each time - although a few
repeats might be merited - for as long as they can keep it up
(so to speak).
%
I have visited.  The UK is like a sort of dystopian prison of the
future to anyone with a highly keen sense of personal freedom.
%
This is the story of civilisation.  The elite classes maintain
their power and privilege by psychological manipulation.
%
I don't wanna roust you about stranger, but this smells like
gun-fighting weather.
%
You will be under 24 hour monitoring in public and in private
with automated systems that can also automatically punish you.
%
You'd get your pockets picked in a graveyard.
%
The simple truth is that you can't child-proof the world -
you can only world-proof your child.  If you are unwilling
or unable to undertake that task, you should never have had
children in the first place.
%
Science is not about taking a vote on things.
%
Various rock stars have been enlisted to spread the creed to
drug-crazed fans.
%
We no longer have the original tapes of our 9/11 coverage (for
reasons of cock-up, not conspiracy).  So if someone has got a
recording of our output, I'd love to get hold of it.
%
I find it extremely difficult to believe in or admire `white
hats' who act indistinguishably from the sinister black
trenchcoated Gestapo operatives who populated movies back in
the 40s and 50s.  These days `our heroes' are even backed up
by squads of machinegun toting goons wearing Nazi helmets!
%
That's right: those nice people that do such a swell job handing
out all those crutches are the same ones who broke our legs.
%
Seemingly irrational decisions are actually quite rational
(but often immoral) if seen in their proper context.
%
Our corporate state uses the coercive taxing power either to
accumulate corporate capital or to lower corporate costs.
%
He's a legend in his own mind.
%
He's a legend in his own lunchtime.
%
Everyone necessarily struggles for their rights,
and no government can ever guarantee anything except
death and taxes.
%
Penal systems are vast chains of universities in criminal
activity.
%
If you permit society to oppress you then it will oppress others
and the result will be decadence and cynicism.  Eventually
`society' will become a blood-thirsty god with a will of its
own that acts contrary to the will of its participants.
%
Everyone understands the value of usefulness.  But how many
perceive the value of being useless?
%
Empty your mind of useless anticipation.  Principles are
tools for making decisions when inspiration fails or prolonged
deliberation is impossible.  Ideology and analysis are only
preparation.  For naked awareness characterizes the moment of
clear and perfect action.
%
You must cultivate a deep and intelligent interest in the
patterns and processes of the natural world and a desire to
model human life upon the observable principles of nature as
distinct from the arbitrary principles of a social order resting
upon violence.
%
Welcome to the World of Tomorrow
%
It seems that the onrushing tidal wave of ignorance has reached
a point where vast numbers of people are totally unaware of
the nature of the world they live in.
%
The essence of good marksmanship is self-control and self-control
is the essence of a good person.
%
Facts and figures are ruthlessly distorted to justify each new
increment of state power.  Surveillance increases by the day.
%
For a health service that routinely wastes millions every
day and is building for billions a computer system that will
never work to cry `economy' is just one of the many bizarre
manifestations of this age of nonsense.
%
The state is out of control, but firmly in control.
%
Ripping off the EU is now Europe's largest industry.
%
Our models just carry the present into the future.  They're bound
to be wrong.  Everybody who gives a moment's thought knows it.
%
To predict anything about the world a hundred years from now
is simply absurd.
%
Nobody believes a weather prediction twelve hours ahead.
Now we're asked to believe a prediction that goes out 100
years into the future?  And make financial investments based
on that prediction?  Has everybody lost their minds?
%
Once you abandon strict adherence to what science tells us,
once you start arranging the truth in a press conference,
then anything is possible.
%
In science consensus is irrelevant.  What is relevant is
reproducible results.  The greatest scientists in history
are great precisely because they broke with the consensus.
%
Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something
or other, reach for your wallet because you're being had.
%
Sunspot activity has been declining for a number of years
and is expected decline by 40 percent over the next decade.
The world is about to enter a cooling period.  Be prepared
to change your lifestyle.
%
I tend to lack concentr
%
The true state is the entire political class, the parasitic
net beneficiaries of the coercive apparatus of government.
%
Most non-Americans think they understand America because they
watch US films.  But Holl