![[IMG] Tyranny Alert Level Red.](tyranny_level_red.gif "RED ALERT!")
BIKINI ALERT LEVEL: LIME ALPHA
![[IMG] Warning notice: tinfoil hat area.](tinfoilhatarea.jpg "Protective headgear mandatory!")
In which Johnny valiantly searches for the Grand Unifying Theory (GUT) that will lay bare all the world's conspiracies to his mighty intellect. Once armed with this knowledge, and an array of Insanely Destructive Devices, Johnny plans to forge his vision of the future for humanity. Or at least to get to meet Elvis, in Vegas, for a cheeseburger and fries.
![[IMG] Me Showing my Guns! (YOLD 3162) - link: FAQ on Johnny.](johnny96.jpg "Johnny shows his guns! (YOLD 3162) - link: FAQ on Johnny")
Anyway women like a good cry, settles their hormones.
The way the world is...
The Forever WarAsked to define `victory' in the war against terrorism last week, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld had difficulty coming up with a concise answer. After 500 words of hovering, he landed on his definition. `I say that victory is persuading the American people and the rest of the world that this is not a quick matter that is going to be over in a month or a year or even five years,' he said.- Washington Post, Sept. 23, 2001, Page A03
...for some definition of lifetime.
Heathrow Roundabout, February 2003
![[IMG] Scorpion light tanks on propaganda duty.](heathrowroundabout.jpg "That 30mm canon is sure to come in handy")
...sympathetic magic protects Gatwick.
![[IMG] Dubya - All your oil are belong to US.](alluroil.jpg "'We will have a military superior to every adversary'")
![[IMG] Obama and Bush as the Joker.](2-jokers-infowars.jpg "Because there's a war on for your mind")
![[IMG]: Tony Blair, war criminal.](tony_blair_war_criminal.jpg "'I can feel the hand of history on my shoulder'")
![[IMG] Blair and Gaddafi shake hands.](bliargaddafi.jpg "Birds of a feather...")
![[IMG] Riot police managing freedom of speech.](theyhateusforourfreedom.jpg "Public protection...")
![[IMG] Obama crys crocodile tears.](obama_crodocile_tears.jpg "crocodile tears...")
![[IMG] NewSpeak.](newspeak.jpg "NewSpeak...")
In case you asked about my politics I'm a collapsitarian: the whole sorry mess has to collapse from its own internal contradictions and then men with metaphorical and literal balls will have to build something better from the ruin
The word `politics' is derived from the word `poly,' meaning `many,' and the word `ticks,' meaning `blood sucking parasites.'
- Dave Barry
![[IMG] Government is powerless to protect you, not powerless to punish you.](wiggum1.gif "Chief Wiggum tells it straight")
Check out the ``social contract'' you ``agreed'' to
![[IMG] NO! to ID Cards.](no2id.gif "NO! to ID Cards")
On August 19, 1934, 95% of the Germans who were registered to vote went to the polls and 90% (38 million) of adult German citizens voted to give Adolf Hitler complete and total authority to rule Germany as he saw fit. Only 4.25 million Germans voted against this transfer of power to a totalitarian regime.
- William Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
![[IMG] Gunny says, `You make me sick!'](gunnysays.jpg "You brainless middencow!!")
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?
And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
- Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn
![[IMG] The Western Bar.](lapdance.jpg "Edinburgh YOLD 3173 - times is hard in the titty trade")
Competition is fierce in Edinburgh's ``Pubic Triangle.''
![[IMG] YOLD 3168 - outside The Burke and Hare, Edinburgh.](probably.jpg "Edinburgh YOLD 3168 - hanging around on street corners...")
``If you need me I'll be at the nudie bar.''
![[IMG] Nuclear explosion - Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.](atomic.jpg "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds")
