HERE'S JOHNNY!!

Why? Because I can.

BIKINI ALERT LEVEL: MAROON OMEGA

[IMG] Tyranny Alert Level Red.


Today's Discordian Quote from Johnny's Discordian Fortune File...
Your death will be so protracted and violent that investigators will let your mother down easy by telling her you were sodomized in half by a horse.
Prickle-Prickle, 45th day of Bureaucracy, YOLD 3180

The way the world is...

The Forever War
Asked to define `victory' in the war against terrorism last week, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld had difficulty coming up with a concise answer. After 500 words of hovering, he landed on his definition. `I say that victory is persuading the American people and the rest of the world that this is not a quick matter that is going to be over in a month or a year or even five years,' he said.
 - Washington Post, Sept. 23, 2001, Page A03

[IMG] Nuclear explosion - Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
...for some definition of lifetime.

Heathrow Roundabout, February 2003
[IMG] Scorpion light tanks on propaganda duty.
...sympathetic magic protects Gatwick.

[IMG] Dubya - All your oil are belong to US.

[IMG] Obama and Bush as the Joker.

[IMG]: Tony Blair, war criminal.

[IMG] Blair and Gaddafi shake hands.

[IMG] Riot police managing freedom of speech.

[IMG] Obama crys crocodile tears.

[IMG] NewSpeak.

In case you asked about my politics... we should have this for the UK...
Guns and Dope Party

And check out...
J.D. Tuccille
A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.

The word `politics' is derived from the word `poly,' meaning `many,' and the word `ticks,' meaning `blood sucking parasites.'
 - Dave Barry

[IMG] Government is powerless to protect you, not powerless to punish you.

Check out the ``social contract'' you ``agreed'' to

[IMG] NO! to ID Cards.

On August 19, 1934, 95% of the Germans who were registered to vote went to the polls and 90% (38 million) of adult German citizens voted to give Adolf Hitler complete and total authority to rule Germany as he saw fit. Only 4.25 million Germans voted against this transfer of power to a totalitarian regime.
 - William Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

[IMG] Gunny says, `You make me sick!'

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?
And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
 - Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn

[IMG] The Western Bar.
Competition is fierce in Edinburgh's ``Pubic Triangle.''

[IMG] YOLD 3168 - outside The Burke and Hare, Edinburgh.
``If you need me I'll be at the nudie bar.''


Revised: 58th The Aftermath 3178
Comments to Johnny at:
John Pate <johnny@dvc.org.uk>
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