H E R E'S J O H N N Y !!

HERE'S JOHNNY!!

Why? Because I can.

BIKINI ALERT LEVEL: PURPLE OMEGA

In which Johnny valiantly searches for the Grand Unifying Theory (GUT) that will lay bare all the world's conspiracies to his mighty intellect. Once armed with this knowledge, and an array of Insanely Destructive Devices, Johnny plans to forge his vision of the future for humanity. Or at least to get to meet Elvis, in Vegas, for a cheeseburger and fries.

[IMG] Me Showing my Guns! (YOLD 3162) - link: FAQ on Johnny.

Sketches in the Ruins of My Mind
A (very occasional) series of essays about stuff that takes my interest.

Dunblane Massacre Resource Page
Including the British Home Office's `proof' that guns cause crime. Do you know enough psychology and statistics to see what's propaganda and what's science?

The Jeff Cooper's Commentaries Archive
Maintained in conjunction with Barry in California, John in Arizona, Keith, Chris, Steve in Texas, all via email. Isn't modern technology wonderful.
Warning: the opinions expressed here may not be to your liking.

Sacrifice - a screenplay
A full-length feature film screenplay I wrought for a competition years ago. I love it - hope you will too.
Warning: contains strong language and scenes that some may find offensive.

The Way the Future Was
The world of the past is gone but what of the future?

Bart! Don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.

Sweetmorn, 60th day of Confusion, YOLD 3174

The way the world is...

The Forever War

Asked to define `victory' in the war against terrorism last week, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld had difficulty coming up with a concise answer. After 500 words of hovering, he landed on his definition. `I say that victory is persuading the American people and the rest of the world that this is not a quick matter that is going to be over in a month or a year or even five years,' he said.

- Washington Post, Sept. 23, 2001, Page A03

...for some definition of lifetime.

Heathrow Roundabout, February 2003
[IMG] Scorpion light tanks on propaganda duty.
...sympathetic magic protects Gatwick.

[IMG] Dubya - All your oil are belong to US.

In case you asked, these links give an idea about my politics...

Conspiracy Nation

...we should have this for the UK...
Guns and Dope Party

The word `politics' is derived from the word `poly,' meaning `many,' and the word `ticks,' meaning `blood sucking parasites.'
- Dave Barry

On August 19, 1934, 95% of the Germans who were registered to vote went to the polls and 90% (38 million) of adult German citizens voted to give Adolf Hitler complete and total authority to rule Germany as he saw fit. Only 4.25 million Germans voted against this transfer of power to a totalitarian regime.
- William Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?
And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
- Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn

Competition is fierce in Edinburgh's ``Pubic Triangle.''

[IMG] YOLD 3168 - outside The Burke and Hare, Edinburgh.

``If you need me I'll be at the nudie bar.''

Revised: 10th Confusion 3174